On this page you'll find everything you need to know in order to get a few laughs out of the people of Albion:

	Belch Crudeness: 30% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Received after reading Belching for Beginners Better out than in, right? Belching is a good way of getting a laugh out of children, and those with an infantile sense of humour. Don't expect respectable people to enjoy it, though. Try too hard and fail, and you'll find a bit of last night's supper in your mouth. And nobody enjoys seeing that.
	Dance Friendliness: 10% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Your Hero begins the game with this expression There isn't anyone who doesn't enjoy a bit of dance, especially when it's this ancient routine invented by the long forgotten Cossaquian tribe. Of course, mess it up and you'll end up flat on your arse, mocked and ridiculed by the populace.
	Fart Crudeness: 10% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Your Hero begins the game with this expression What could be more sophisticated than letting out a fulsome cloud of flatulence? Almost everything, in fact. There are those who will laugh at your disgusting habit, and many who will be disgusted and irritated. Just don't expect anyone to enjoy it if you should fail and end up soiling your pants instead.
	Hat, Headband, Moustache Amusement: 30% Extendable: No Obtained: Received after reading Hat, Headband, Moustache Traveling traders who spot another trader in the distance may sometimes predict "hat, headband, or moustache". If the traveler sports their chosen item, they win the game. It's a great form of mindless entertainment for traders and non-traders alike.
	Laugh Friendliness: 40% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Received when your Good/Evil meter reaches 75% toward Good This is a deep, heartfelt laugh that's so infectious everyone feels compelled to join in. There are few better ways to endear people towards you. But should you extend the expression and fail, you'll end up choking on a bug, making everyone laugh at you instead of with you.
	Sock Puppet Amusement: 50% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Received after reading Sock It To 'Em Put on the greatest puppet show in Albion - admittedly, a land starved of talented entertainers - by pretending your hands are actually characters in a wonderful comic farce. People will laugh until their heads burst at such wonderful wit. Fail, however, and what starts out as a funny and charming act will degenerate into a violent theatre of despair.
	Victory Arm Pump Friendliness: 20% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Your Hero begins the game with this expression Nothing says "I'm an important, famous person" like an arm pump. It's an expression that will endear you to Albion's citizens and perhaps even impress someone romantically. If you try to keep it up too long and fail, though, you'll deflate and onlookers will see you for the pathetic loser you really are.