Blizzard Entertainment: April Fools' 2010

Blizzard Entertainment continues their usual April Fools' tradition by announcing Diablo III Body Pillows, the Deckard Cain X-Treme Gamer Blanket, the Deckard Cain GPS Voice Pack, a neural interface, equipment potency equivalance numbers for World of Warcraft, and Blackthorne 2: Thorne Harder and Queen's Quest for the iPhone. I'd order a couple of these for my kids:
After a long night of gaming with the Diablo III Deckard Cain X-Treme Gamer Blanket, you'll be able to sleep soundly and ergonomically with one of [three] optional Diablo III body pillows. The design of these pillows helps keep your spine straight as you sleep.

No more tossing and turning through the night! Wake up refreshed and ready to fight!

Made from ultra-soft, hypoallergenic, high-quality down and featuring iconic Diablo III characters, these body pillows are sure to lull any gamer into the secret dream level.

*One Diablo III body pillow per order of two Diablo III Deckard Cain X-Treme Gamer Blankets. Choice of pillow is made at time of ordering. Pillows may be cursed. Do not transmute with Wirt's Leg and Tome of Town Portal. Blizzard Entertainment shall not be held responsible for possession or loss of soul as a result of contact with any known or unknown demonic caste.
The Queen's Quest iPhone interface shot is priceless, too.