1Up's Adventures in Norrath

The guys at 1Up have published a two-page editorial called "Adventures in Norrath", in which they take a closer look at EverQuest II through the eyes of the character.
Every living thing in the game is helpfully labeled, just in case you thought that those were monkeys or mynah birds or chocolate or whatever.

In the savanna surrounding the city I discover all manner of beautifully rendered wildlife, including these elephants. A giant mouse charging up to them and screaming doesn't get their attention at all, which means that my cartoons have been lying to me all these years. However, poking one of them with a stick instantly incurs the wrath of the entire herd, which wastes no time in trampling me into a goddamn greasy spot. Lesson learned, I guess.