South Park: The Stick of Truth Preview
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Before starting the first quest to get Cartman some Kung Pow Chicken, the encampment of the Wizard King is attacked, and the hallowed Stick of Truth is stolen: (Goddammit Clyde, your one job was to guard the fucking stick of truth!) screams Cartman.
A later level set in a graveyard has a more ominous tone, broken slightly by in-joke references such as the memorial to Mrs Choksondik. Here the turn-based battle is shown, as Douchebag and Cartman battle a group of vampire kids.
b Default attack moves are available, broken up by special moves such as Dragon's Breath (a firework in the face), Burning Cloud (a lighted fart) and Rochambeau (a kick to the unmentionables). The ultimate attack, however, is a summoning of Mr Slave who - well, anyone who has watched the Paris Hilton epsiode of South Park will know what happens next.
