It's Here, Folks: The Ballad of the Dungeon Master

So you've played through FTL Games' Dungeon Master, its expansions, and its Legend of Skullkeep sequel a hundred times and have always been disappointed by the lack of any introductory cutscenes. Well, not anymore! Matt Barton of Dungeons & Desktops fame presents us with "The Ballad of the Dungeon Master":