The Spam Gang

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 8:39 pm

Join the gang. We'll jump lurkers, spam their topics and run off before the fuzz show up. We'll throw coke cans at the mods. We'll spam and run. Leedogg can be our leader. We'll corrupt the world, with kobold on a stick and evil spam.
Oh ****, here come's sleep. I'm getting out of here, but i'll be back.

Join today.

Note- We don't bite. Trust me. We just slap with fishes.
Double note- I'm sure we've already had a gang like this, but whatever.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 8:51 pm

My 1092 post. Wohooo. Time to celebrate. Oooh i can sense no. 1093 coming up soon.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 9:13 pm

And the top failed milestone is...

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 9:56 pm

YOU RANG???

This has been a SPAM AND RUN by Leedogg.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:09 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
We'll corrupt the world, with kobold on a stick and evil spam.

Your insolence towards the majestic kobolds has angered Dorfmuu, for I am the all-powerful kobold god of the outer planes! I will force you to see the splendor that is inherent to the glorious kobold! FEEL MY WRATH PUNY MORTAL!!! *starts playing John Tesh, Kenny G, and Michael Bolton songs*

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Disciple of Dorfmuu, all-powerful Kobold God of the Outer Planes who can ***** slap Drizzt, Elminster, Mystra, Ao, and yo’ momma

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:17 pm

Originally posted by Kayless:

Your insolence towards the majestic kobolds has angered Dorfmuu, for I am the all-powerful kobold god of the outer planes! I will force you to see the splendor that is inherent to the glorious kobold! FEEL MY WRATH PUNY MORTAL!!! *starts playing John Tesh, Kenny G, and Michael Bolton songs*

Kobolds, ne? Having just gotten Baldur's Gate yesterday, I had my first encounter with Kobolds today. They turned tail and ran before the might of Elysia Moonstar and her rather chaotic, if not insane, party of adventurers!

*loves being the insane leader of an insane party*

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:22 pm

Originally posted by Kayless:
 *starts playing John Tesh, Kenny G, and Michael Bolton songs*

AAAUUURRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!Stop I give!! Uncle!!!!!

edit- in case you don't understand the UNCLE part, as kids you had to say UNCLE in order to submit to the punishment in which you were going through.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:30 pm

Originally posted by leedogg:
AAAUUURRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!Stop I give!! Uncle!!!!!

edit- in case you don't understand the UNCLE part, as kids you had to say UNCLE in order to submit to the punishment in which you were going through.

LMAO!!!!! XD

Though I don't consider Kenny G music "punishment," your reaction was hilarious. XD XD XD

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:34 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Kobolds, ne? Having just gotten Baldur's Gate yesterday, I had my first encounter with Kobolds today. They turned tail and ran before the might of Elysia Moonstar and her rather chaotic, if not insane, party of adventurers! *loves being the insane leader of an insane party*

Just wait until you get to the Firewine Bridge. They’ll get their revenge on you there.

*insert evil laugh*

Originally posted by leedogg:
AAAUUURRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!Stop I give!! Uncle!!!!!

edit- in case you don't understand the UNCLE part, as kids you had to say UNCLE in order to submit to the punishment in which you were going through.

I think most folks are already familiar with the term Uncle in that context.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:36 pm

@SS: Hey, whadda know! I'm in the same boat as you. I bought the original a few days ago (Chap four now) Did you meet Noober yet?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:43 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
@SS: Hey, whadda know! I'm in the same boat as you. I bought the original a few days ago (Chap four now) Did you meet Noober yet?

Just met him a bit ago. At this very moment, I'm on my way to the Gnoll stronghold after vehemently refusing to work for with that Red Wizard. *kwacks Edwin upside the head with her Silence Glaive* How dare he think I'd travel with such vile company!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:44 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
I don't consider Kenny G music "punishment,"

Neither do I. I actually like the music of John Tesh, Kenny G, and Michael Bolton. But since popular prejudice makes them out to be substandard, I thought my joke would be more mainstream with them as the instruments of torture.

Originally posted by Aegis:
@SS: Hey, whadda know! I'm in the same boat as you. I bought the original a few days ago (Chap four now) Did you meet Noober yet?

Wow. Is there anyone else besides me who played the games in their proper order?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:54 pm

Originally posted by Kayless:
Wow. Is there anyone else besides me who played the games in their proper order?

Proper order? What do you mean?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 11:09 pm

1 to 2 to 3 etc.

I prefer to play games in heir chronological order, but that’s just me.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 11:25 pm

I like Kenny G. It was a joke. I have never heard of Tesh, and Boltan just sucks.

I like to play games in order also, but I don't always.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 11:55 pm

Originally posted by Kayless:
1 to 2 to 3 etc. I prefer to play games in heir chronological order, but that’s just me.

I'm guessing you assumed that Aegis and I have played BG2 and are just now getting around to getting the first Baldur's Gate, ne? I don't know about Aegis, but I haven't played BG2. In fact, until I got BG, the only one of these PC RPGs I had played was Icewind Dale, which takes place chronologically before Baldur's Gate when Drizzt was still in the Underdark.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 12:34 am

Posted by Kayless-

Wow. Is there anyone else besides me who played the games in their proper order?

I played them in this oredr:

BG1
ToSC
PS: T
Icewind Dale
BG2
Icewind Dale Heart of Winter
ToB

Though I have played BG1 and 2 a couple of times through each and restarted both scores of times (but left game unfinished) to try different party combinations.

I also replayed IWD in heart of fury mode to up character levels when I got expansion. (Game unfinished as I was sidetracked (Again!) by BG2.)

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 4:26 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<snip> after vehemently refusing <snip>

I love this name sometimes

People just can't help but use it in everday sentences... although I can't, for the life of me, remember the last time I heard someone publicly declare they "vehemently" hated something... but you never know, the day is still young

Incidentally, I played them in this order:

Baldur's Gate
Baldur's Gate: Tales of the Sword Coast
Baldur's Gate II: Shadow's of Amn
Baldur's Gete II: Throne of Bhaal.

Never played IWD or PS:T. Don't plan to either

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 4:27 am

Hmmmm... anyone else notice the incredible amount of winking going on in that last post of mine???

It's my eye... got some dust in there or something

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 6:36 am

Originally posted by Kayless:
Wow. Is there anyone else besides me who played the games in their proper order?

Heh, I went out and bought BG2 in anticipation a couple of days before I finished BG/ToSC, and installed and started playing it straight after