A Danish man went into hospital to have a mole removed from his posterior quarters. Whilst under anaesthetic, he emitted some flatulence. At the same time, a spark from the surgeons knife ignited the gas, which in turn set fire to the surgical spirit which had been used to wash his testicles The 30 year old described how he awoke in agony, saying his penis and scrotum "were burning like hell." He is suing the hospital for ruining his sex life...a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying of the chain reaction 'no-one considered the possibility'
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A Danish man went into hospital to have a mole removed from his posterior quarters. Whilst under anaesthetic, he emitted some flatulence. At the same time, a spark from the surgeons knife ignited the gas, which in turn set fire to the surgical spirit which had been used to wash his testicles The 30 year old described how he awoke in agony, saying his penis and scrotum "were burning like hell." He is suing the hospital for ruining his sex life...a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying of the chain reaction 'no-one considered the possibility'

A Danish man went into hospital to have a mole removed from his posterior quarters. Whilst under anaesthetic, he emitted some flatulence. At the same time, a spark from the surgeons knife ignited the gas, which in turn set fire to the surgical spirit which had been used to wash his testicles The 30 year old described how he awoke in agony, saying his penis and scrotum "were burning like hell." He is suing the hospital for ruining his sex life...a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying of the chain reaction 'no-one considered the possibility'
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I saw this in the papers too - sounds genuine. I am unable to ROFLMAO given that I am wincing in sympathy pain. 
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LMAO!
New! Product for cosmetic surgery patients! A cork. Only $29.95!
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New! Product for cosmetic surgery patients! A cork. Only $29.95!
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LMAOOriginally posted by Gruntboy
LMAO!![]()
New! Product for cosmetic surgery patients! A cork. Only $29.95!
(patent pending: Gruntboy 2002).![]()
that could be rather risky though, since if not used propely it could turn into a dangerous missile
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I can see the headlines..Originally posted by dragon wench
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that could be rather risky though, since if not used propely it could turn into a dangerous missile![]()
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He is sueing the patient and the inventer.
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Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
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your invention just got replaced. 
Well Grunty,Originally posted by HighLordDave
Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
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Sorry to spoil the party...but whatever happened to the trusty old scalpel??? This kind of thing would not have happened in the good old days!Originally posted by HighLordDave
Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
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There you go again wanting to take a sharp instrument to a man's lower region!Originally posted by Yshania
Sorry to spoil the party...but whatever happened to the trusty old scalpel??? This kind of thing would not have happened in the good old days!![]()
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Yep! back then the surgeon weilding the scalpel might have simply slipped slightly insteadOriginally posted by Yshania
Sorry to spoil the party...but whatever happened to the trusty old scalpel??? This kind of thing would not have happened in the good old days!![]()
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at best ruining any chance of conception...at worst his sex life still! 
ROFLMAO!!Originally posted by dragon wench
Yep! back then the surgeon weilding the scalpel might have simply slipped slightly instead![]()
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