A Danish man went into hospital to have a mole removed from his posterior quarters. Whilst under anaesthetic, he emitted some flatulence. At the same time, a spark from the surgeons knife ignited the gas, which in turn set fire to the surgical spirit which had been used to wash his testicles The 30 year old described how he awoke in agony, saying his penis and scrotum "were burning like hell." He is suing the hospital for ruining his sex life...a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying of the chain reaction 'no-one considered the possibility'
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Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
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Originally posted by HighLordDave Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
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Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
Sorry to spoil the party...but whatever happened to the trusty old scalpel??? This kind of thing would not have happened in the good old days!
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Sorry to spoil the party...but whatever happened to the trusty old scalpel??? This kind of thing would not have happened in the good old days!
There you go again wanting to take a sharp instrument to a man's lower region!
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