Well, don't forget about the creation of the Shatner weapon... Though we got to deal with him, we frequently rent him out to those other planets of ours... Quite a powerful scare tacticOriginally posted by fable
Well, that would explain it. And in fellowship for good spam, I suppose I should offer to invade your heathen thread. When will your book be available?
Now... a hole on my tequila bottle? Yes, I know that one, is from where I drink! Chicken tandoori is not funny really, and my IQ is higher than you think...
Chicken tandoori can be among the funniest things in the universe, if you don't prepare it properly. But if you do it up right, it's a delicacy desired on more than thirty planets. That's in fact why the Earth still exists--because we're the original source for chicken tandoori. Each year, many aesthetes who love its preternatural flavors become pilgrims and travel here in round, shiny ships, hovering over the lands where clay ovens and chicken met so fatefully many thousands of years ago.![]()
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Originally posted by fable
Well, that would explain it. And in fellowship for good spam, I suppose I should offer to invade your heathen thread. When will your book be available?
... Each year, many aesthetes who love its preternatural flavors become pilgrims and travel here in round, shiny ships, hovering over the lands where clay ovens and chicken met so fatefully many thousands of years ago.![]()
Be my guest!
Just try not prophecyzing too much, or I'll call upon a moderator...
Even that way, chicken tandoori cant be the reason why earth is spared. I'm sure there is a heathen based theory that explain it better. Or even a COMM theory.
@Aegis: You guy have some reaaly big imagination... and I thought I was the worst
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Even that way, chicken tandoori cant be the reason why earth is spared. I'm sure there is a heathen based theory that explain it better. Or even a COMM theory.
Or just maybe, the aliens all have had bad experiences with Tequilla.
There's nothing a little poison couldn't cure...
What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, ... to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if he people could understand it, it could not be released because of national security.
What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, ... to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if he people could understand it, it could not be released because of national security.
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Well, don't forget about the creation of the Shatner weapon... Though we got to deal with him, we frequently rent him out to those other planets of ours... Quite a powerful scare tactic![]()
I seem to recall that the last time it was used, the entire planet devolved back into slugs. Accordion-playing, slug mimes. It was horrible.
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...and I've known some real foxes who were pretty dumb in my time. Remind me to tell you about this one redheaded sorceress I knew about 1700 years ago in Ireland, some day...
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