The Honorary William Shatner Impressions Zone

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 2:02 pm

Tybs.... you are... such a grave...digger...digger...

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 2:18 pm

Actually, this thread has my first SYM post ever. I thought it would be lost to time. Hmmm. Not a very good post...

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 2:59 pm

OMG! I just stumbled upon a web site for the movie The Incubus which stars:

Starring William Shatner, Allyson Ames, Milos Milos (as "The Incubus"), Eloise Hardt, Robert Fortier, and Ann Atmar, Incubus was the first American movie to use the artificial language Esperanto. You will hear a young William Shatner speak it in this 1965 film, a few years before he found fame as Star Trek's Captain Kirk.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:42 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
I thought it would be lost to time.

Unless it is protected by 20-50 pages of SPAM, NOTHING of SYM is ever lost in time.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:10 am

BEHOLD ! The AOL Profile ( & Nickname) of William Shatner !

WORRIES GALORE !

Beldin

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:36 am

I thought I had seen it all. You see one, you've seen 'em all, so they say.

Hogwash. This is proof that saying is outdated.

I think I will be sick now. Thanks for dredging this up from the depths.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:09 am

I don't suppose anyone has seen Free Enterpise, superb satire

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:56 am

Originally posted by Chanak
I think I will be sick now. Thanks for dredging this up from the depths.

Is there......anything else....I can do for you, Chanak. (OK Im a lowsy impersonator, who cares?

)

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 9:40 am

Galloping.....around the cosmos...is a game....for the young, Doctor.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:43 am

This *turns head* is....not *Flicks head to the side* A......twitch.

I *Spins in chair* Do it.....on *flicks head* purpose.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:13 pm

A little drama...

My favorite lines from a Star Trek parody on a comedy show:

Kirk: "Spock!...We've got...to do...something!

Spock: (raises eyebrow) "We, Jim?" (turns and leaves bridge)

Bones: "Dammit Jim...I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!" (storms off of bridge)

Kirk: "Sulu...warp 1."

Sulu: "No." (smirks)

Kirk: "Mr. Sulu...warp...1.

Sulu: "No." (gets up and leaves bridge)

Kirk: "Checkov...Uhura..." (said as both leave the bridge)

Kirk: "...Mr. Scott!"

(silence)

Kirk: "Mr.....Scott!"

(silence...Kirk is left sitting alone on the bridge...)

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:20 pm

@Ty.....I'm speechless

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:23 pm

LOL @Chanak. You memorized that pretty well, Im assuming.

Originally posted by The Z
@Ty.....I'm speechless

Why? What did I do? My bad impression?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:24 pm

@Chanak : LMAO Great stuff

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:26 pm

No not the impersonation, just the fact that such a thread exists is hilarious

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:29 pm

Originally posted by The Z
No not the impersonation, just the fact that such a thread exists is hilarious

Yup. I managed to excavate it, and the Jones Indians mission is up and running.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:30 pm

@Ty: That's pretty much how it went. That skit was hilarious. That was the end of it...Kirk was being a real creep, and finally the crew had enough of him - that's the part I remember best.

@Kid:

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:34 pm

IMO Picard will always be the best Star Trek captain....

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 9:23 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Not to mention the overwhelming masculinity that makes every female alien fall in love with him and betray their own race to save him Except for the one episode per season that one will fall for Spocks monotone

After reading Ms.T 's post..I got to thinking.

yes pray I stop.

What if all the posters here are wrong and Kirk is a great actor???

Could not we all be in the minority?

Could not our complaints be directed in the wrong direction??

Maybe the whole time is was Spock bringing down the acting skills of Kirk??

Judge not Kirk...or he might judge you!!!

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:45 pm

Wrong Weasel...

Everyone knows that Spock rules. Period.

Spock is the bees knees, the thank you please, and certainly the man with the plan. So there.