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The Honorary William Shatner Impressions Zone

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(falls on one leg, spins sideways, freezes)

Must...keep...control...

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:eek: *groans* NO! NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE IT! *BLAM* Darkpoet falls to the floor.
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*with yellow clad gut bulging out over black pants*

Darkpretender...I...am... on to you. *clocks him on the back of the neck with a double fisted sledge hammer move*
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Missed. :D :p
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Not to mention the overwhelming masculinity that makes every female alien fall in love with him and betray their own race to save him :D Except for the one episode per season that one will fall for Spocks monotone :D
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Please...Spock... *pushing elbows together in absurd posture* I'm Trying...to understand...this post!

Facinating. Everytime something causes me to lose my logic (e.g. plant sprays me, I go back in time, etc.), I fall in love. Jim, you are, and ever shall be, my friend. Good thing logic dictates the meaninglessness of love.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Irenicus to Bodhi, after stealing your soul:

"Of all the souls I have met in my travel, his was the most... (voice breaking)... human!"
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AndIthinkit'sgoingtobe... a... long... long... time... the touchdown.. brings... me... backtofind... I'm... not... the... MAN... they... think... I... am... back home... oh no... I'm... a... rocketman!Rocket... man... burning... up... his... fumes... out... there... alone!
(in order to save what’s left of your sanity I’ll refrain from doing the rest. :D Has anyone here ever heard the actual taping of William Shatner doing Rocketman? It was the worst three and half minutes of my life! :eek: :eek: :eek: )

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With all the Shatner talk on the forum recently, I thought this thread would be good to bump. :D
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You... had... to... MISTER! :D
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There… is… noresistingShatner!
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OMG

Fable, hide this thread now, before Scayde sees it. She despises Shatner.

I can't guarantee she'll stick to fire ants this time :eek:
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Post by Mr Flibble »

Originally posted by BaronTx
OMG

Fable, hide this thread now, before Scayde sees it. She despises Shatner.


Then she is in very good company
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The Linkmaster strikes again !

Run for your lives !

Williy Shatner Sings.

No worries,

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Re: The Linkmaster strikes again !
Originally posted by Beldin
Run for your lives !

Williy Shatner Sings.

No worries,

Beldin :cool:


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:eek: I hereby file a formal complaint against, and pledge to boycott this and any thread like it...

*Urge to Hurl*

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The Church of Shatnerology
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Originally posted by Scayde
:eek: I hereby file a formal complaint against, and pledge to boycott this and any thread like it...

*Urge to Hurl*
Hehehe....I can be evil......sometimes. :D This thread lives a second life. :D ;)

LOL@Beldin and HLD :D
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