What if

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:48 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
We answered the same question, HLD!

I have to do something to keep you newbies from passing my post count.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:53 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave

I have to do something to keep you newbies from passing my post count.

Technically, Im not a newbie. I have done things at Baldurs Gate and Morrowind sections long before I talked on SYM. I have been here for 10 months. I am a newbie to SYM. Thank you.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:58 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
I have been here for 10 months. I am a newbie to SYM. Thank you.

Your registration date is after mine, so to me you're a newbie in the same way that everyone younger than fable is a "kid".

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 2:20 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave
Your registration date is after mine, so to me you're a newbie

Ahh, shut it, newbie

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 2:23 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
Ahh, shut it, newbie

Do you want a piece of me, old man?

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 2:27 pm

Temper, temper... newbies

"What if disco was still alive?"

We would be in the 80's

What if weasel lost control of our computers?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 2:31 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave
Do you want a piece of me, old man?

Do you wanna take this outside, kiddo?

EDIT - Oh, and Viscun you can't talk either - you registered after me as well

You dirty n00b

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 3:28 pm

Re: Temper, temper... newbies

Originally posted by Vicsun

What if weasel lost control of our computers?

The World as we know it today would be a totally different place....monkeys would rule.

What if Mr. Sleep closed down the Flames Tavern?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 3:38 pm

Re: Re: Temper, temper... newbies

Originally posted by Weasel

The World as we know it today would be a totally different place....monkeys would rule.

What if Mr. Sleep closed down the Flames Tavern?

Then BS would suffer from post alcohol disorders due to the lack of beer served on the forum

What if Anomen never existed in Baldurs Gate?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 3:56 pm

Re: Re: Re: Temper, temper... newbies

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Then BS would suffer from post alcohol disorders due to the lack of beer served on the forum

What if Anomen never existed in Baldurs Gate?

You think you're so funny!

Why don't you come here and say that to my face, pyro-boy! Yeah, I know who burned that poster of mine!

Then I'd probably be in love with Khalid and would cry when he passed on.

What if...
The world was deprived of beer for a week?

Heaven forbid!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:02 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

You think you're so funny! Why don't you come here and say that to my face, pyro-boy! Yeah, I know who burned that poster of mine!

Then I'd probably be in love with Khalid and would cry when he passed on.

What if...
BS was deprived of his beer for a day?

Heaven forbid!

LOL

Then BS would be sober, see new light, realize how powerful he could become, then become corrupted, and then become president because of the power and corruption he assumed.

What if all the members and frequent posters of SYM actually got together in one place?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:03 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Temper, temper... newbies

Originally posted by

What if all the members and frequent posters of SYM actually got together in one place?

I would make a killing selling Moonshine.

What if Morte had been in Baldurs Gate?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:03 pm

BS would be climbing the tower with a sniper rifle.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:08 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
BS would be climbing the tower with a sniper rifle.

**grabs Warf and runs for cover**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:12 pm

Don't worry AC, I wouldn't shoot Warf

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 10:20 am

Since no one else asked...

What if... we were all colorblind?

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 12:00 pm

Twister wouldn't be much fun.

What if...
Plants were red instead of green?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 3:26 pm

You'd be told to eat your reds.

What would happen if Slurs got together as a group?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 3:59 pm

weasel would be able to sneak in the explosives since the gunner is dead"drunk" as are the rest of them

what if "pot" and other "medicines" had never been discovered?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 5:06 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave

Your registration date is after mine, so to me you're a newbie in the same way that everyone younger than fable is a "kid".

Uh you mean were all kids, or you mispelled ancient fossils, tremendously.

Hippies would from a devious yet, vegetarian way of rulling the world and forces us to eat nothing but grass, killing off the cows, and driving all english men insane, thus blowing up the world.