What if

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:14 am

What if China had discovered America before the spainish and english?

Now you answer what you think, and ask a question.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:23 am

I dont understand, is this a game of some sort or am i just supposed to tell what i think would have happened?

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:46 am

Originally posted by craig
What if China had discovered America before the spainish and english? (and the Dutch )

Now you answer what you think, and ask a question.

I think Lady Liberty would be holding a little red book instead of the amendments (or something) that she's holding now. And she'd have smaller eyes too.

Instead of going to McD's, we'd all go to Wang Snee Fet's fried crickets...
It wouldn't be so crowded in China right now.
And America woudn't have a cowboy as their president.

My turn

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What if wooden shoes (clods?) will replace the common sneaker as the new world fasion?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:54 am

Re: Re: What if

Originally posted by Rob-hin
What if wooden shoes (clods?) will replace the common sneaker as the new world fasion?

Kids would be beating each other up on schoolyards for $200 pairs of Clog Jordans.

What if
. . . Germany had gotten the bomb before D-Day?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:59 am

Re: Re: Re: What if

Originally posted by HighLordDave
. . Germany had gotten the bomb before D-Day?

They would have blown up Israel and threatened the rest of the world with the same.

What if...
Marilyn Munroe hadn't died...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:21 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: What if

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
They would have blown up Israel and threatened the rest of the world with the same.

[nitpick interlude start]

Uh, Mr Sleep, there was no Israel in 1944.

[/nitpick interlude end]

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:24 am

Elton John would never have sung at Princess Diana's funeral...

What if Fleming had never discovered penicillin?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:39 am

Originally posted by Yshania
What if Fleming had never discovered penicillin?

We'd all be dead...

What if the dinosaurs had never died out?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:46 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

We'd all be dead...

What if the dinosaurs had never died out?

(You guys can ignore the following, I'm just being silly)

I would have a pet 'raptor.

What if Elvis had not returned to his home planet?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:49 am

Originally posted by Vivien
What if Elvis had not returned to his home planet?

I dread to think

What if the sky was green and the grass was blue?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:57 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What if

Originally posted by HighLordDave

[nitpick interlude start]

Uh, Mr Sleep, there was no Israel in 1944.

[/nitpick interlude end]

Hey what do i know, i meant Jews but then some of us didn't do history majors in school

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:59 am

Heat haze would not be so cool

What if Sleep had continued on in school and not ended up working as a web designer?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:09 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
What if Sleep had continued on in school and not ended up working as a web designer?

There would be several overstressed lecturers at his potential university.

What if Bioware decided to focus on FPSs instead of RPGs?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:18 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
What if Bioware decided to focus on FPSs instead of RPGs?

j00 wud B pwN3d by M3. 1 R0X0Rz j00, n00b

What if George W. Bush had never been born?

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 9:48 am

The world would now be paradise.

What if...
We never started this thread

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:16 am

Originally posted by /-\lastor
We never started this thread

I'd be doing something productive

What if Buck Satan was a hermit? (or is he???

)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:17 am

Originally posted by /-\lastor
What if...
We never started this thread

Everyone would be spending their time spamming elsewhere rather than using the time productively

What if Microsoft did not exist?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:42 am

Originally posted by dragon wench

Everyone would be spending their time spamming elsewhere rather than using the time productively

What if Microsoft did not exist?

Then we all would be on Apple computers and everyone would be throwing iMacs out windows.

What if disco was still alive?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:42 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
What if Microsoft did not exist?

Steve Jobs would be the King of the World.

What if . . .
. . . Metallica had won that Grammy instead of Jethro Tull?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:43 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave

Steve Jobs would be the King of the World.

What if . . .
. . . Metallica had won that Grammy instead of Jethro Tull?

Interlude....LOL

We answered the same question, HLD!