50 fun things to do in an elevator

[frogus]

I'm always a big fan of leaning at a slight angle to the side (like the tower in Pisa) and looking wierdly up and down anyone who gets on standing erect...

or pinioning yourself with the force of your abdominals between the walls above the heads of the people in the lift. If anyone notices you up there, just prop yourself solid again wirth one arm, put your inger to your lips, say 'shhh' and then look back up...



PS nice new smiley

[KidD01]

Now this one gonna test your nerve :
In a crowded elevator which got mirror on their interior or something that resemble it; preferably you stand in the middle of the crowd. Take out your comb and start brushing your hair as if there's no one else and you have some kind of important date. You can also hum a song (I'd recommend "I'm too sexy' from Right said Fred ) while you brush your hair. After that just act as if nothing happen.

[Nippy]

Originally posted by frogus

PS nice new smiley

You like the smiley? My work...

[C Elegans]

posted by Kid
Just smack him unconcious, that'll minimise the prob

At the time, I was too young and innocent to even think of such a thing - we were about 5 years old, and he was one of my best friends. He developed a lift-phobia after the event, I never did.

That's terrible, especially if the lift car fall all the way to the first floor

A long fall can of course result in injuries, my falls have only been max 2.5 floors, sometimes only half a floor. The reason it has happened several times is that I had a colleague who used to sit on the top floor in a building where they had this lousy lift, which fell and got stuck several times a day.

posted by Robnark

i really don't think Rob-hin was thinking of that exact situation either. then again, you never know...

Eh, hrrrm, perhaps I got a bit carried away there...

Btw, I also like the new confusion smiley, it actually looks confused now!

[/-\lastor]

- Start spinning around, very slowly
- Go and sit crosslegged and start humming
- Take some packages of gum, chew a coupla times and then begin to stick the pieces to the buttons of the elevator
- Fake a twitch and then begin to talk to a imaginary friend
- Go around the wall feeling for something (like the mime box thingie)

[Obsidian]

- Have a rip roaring conversation on a cell phone, really loud and lots of laughing, then pass it to another passenger to talk to your friend, when in reality, the phones not on...

- If an attractive member of the opposite sex gets off at a stop, and someone else get on, say"I've never had sex in an elevator before"

[Nightmare]

@Everyone, ROFLMAO

[josh]

Try jumping while the elevator is going down.

[Obsidian]

@Josh. My little cousin called. He says you stole his Idea.