50 fun things to do in an elevator

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Wed May 29, 2002 5:25 am

this txt file, is one that i picked up the same place, as the "Horn of Gondor" if anybody remembers that!
I still don't know who the author are... but nevermind.. it's not me!.

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to
other
passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut
up,
dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got
enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and
ask
them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay
open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce:
"I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not
now,
damn motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occassionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of
THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through"
it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your
beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other
passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha
in
muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 29, 2002 5:46 am

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host

Hmmm, have to try that one some time...

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Wed May 29, 2002 5:50 am

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha
in
muh mouf?"

i love this one.. and the one with the kleenex!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 29, 2002 5:55 am

Originally posted by Azmodan
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha
in
muh mouf?"

i love this one.. and the one with the kleenex!

LOL, I have been tempted to use a few of those before.

If anyone has ever been locked inside an elevator they'd understand.

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Wed May 29, 2002 6:15 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane

LOL, I have been tempted to use a few of those before.

If anyone has ever been locked inside an elevator they'd understand.

im very glad to say, that i have NEVER been locked inside an elevator..
i have seen one too many horror movie, to think that would be cool!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 29, 2002 6:17 am

Well I was quite little, was stuck inside with a few shady looking people and my gameboy was slowly dying. Did I mention that it was getting humid...

Almost made my own horror movie

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Wed May 29, 2002 6:25 am

poor you!.....

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 29, 2002 6:29 am

Had an almost unnatural hatred of elevators since.

I take the stairs now...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed May 29, 2002 9:10 am

#39 is hilarious.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Wed May 29, 2002 10:13 am

LOL

I can think of something fun to do in an elevator...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed May 29, 2002 10:19 am

Re: LOL

Originally posted by Rob-hin
I can think of something fun to do in an elevator...

How about bring on a violin case, and while between floors open it and start constructing your sniper rifle??

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Wed May 29, 2002 10:49 am

@Kameleon

Not really what I was implying...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed May 29, 2002 10:52 am

Originally posted by Rob-hin
Not really what I was implying...

Say it ain't so!!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed May 29, 2002 11:22 am

Those peeps forget this important one :
Make fart sound with your mouth without anyone notice, then cover your nose as if there's a terrible smell in the elevator

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed May 29, 2002 11:37 am

Re: LOL

Originally posted by Rob-hin
I can think of something fun to do in an elevator...

Me too, especially if I get stuck in one with together with a handsome male stranger...

I've actually been locked into a lift/elevator at several different occations, it's extremely boring. Worst time was when I was a child and I and a friend got stuck because it was a black-out. He almost went hysterical, so I had a hard time trying to calm him down.

I've also fallen a couple of floors in a lift - lucky I didn't need to go to the toilet at the time

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed May 29, 2002 11:54 am

Re: Re: LOL

Originally posted by C Elegans
Me too, especially if I get stuck in one with together with a handsome male stranger...

That's not fun things...that's......*COUGH*...*COUGH*

Originally posted by C Elegans
I've actually been locked into a lift/elevator at several different occations, it's extremely boring. Worst time was when I was a child and I and a friend got stuck because it was a black-out. He almost went hysterical, so I had a hard time trying to calm him down.

Just smack him unconcious, that'll minimise the prob

Originally posted by C Elegans
I've also fallen a couple of floors in a lift - lucky I didn't need to go to the toilet at the time

That's terrible, especially if the lift car fall all the way to the first floor

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed May 29, 2002 11:55 am

especially if I get stuck in one with together with a handsome male stranger...

i really don't think Rob-hin was thinking of that exact situation either. then again, you never know...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed May 29, 2002 12:09 pm

#51 Shake two cans of whipping cream violently while grunting.

#52 Stare at someone until they get off (the elevator) and then start staring at someone else.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed May 29, 2002 12:11 pm

repeat quietly to yourself "i must not lash out. violence is not the answer, i must not lash out..."

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 29, 2002 12:12 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
#51 Shake two cans of whipping cream violently while grunting.

while pretending they are cheerleaders pompoms...thus interspersing the grunting with wildy joyous shouts for the home team