Devil's Advocate (My last post?)

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:07 pm

Originally posted by frogus
I believe it's a beaver in a canoe...but damn, I've started thinking everything's a beaver in a canoe...

Originally posted by Kameleon
I think it's a beaver in a canoe...

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! *draws breath*
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!

*spy's opportunity for punchline*
it's time you should know..that, Kameleon
I AM YOUR FATHER!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:07 pm

Originally posted by Witch King
Hey Fable! Why don't you check the IPs of these "two" amphibian fools?

I know, @Foul, but I don't hold Oxford against them.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:10 pm

Originally posted by frogus
I AM YOUR FATHER!

Well since you're younger than me (allegedly...

) I'd find that hard to believe.

NOOOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:11 pm

Originally posted by fable

I know, @Foul, but I don't hold Oxford against them.

LMAO!!

*ahem* and why would that be?

I reckon that grafitti that Frogus once admired so much - could well have been the handywork of Kameleon!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:13 pm

Posted by Ysh

But I work hard to stay ugly

Your gonna have to work a lOT harder than that.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:14 pm

Yay!!! *bounces in seat with joy* An interogation!! An interrogation!! Do it Ysh...

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:15 pm

Get rid of this joker.

Main Entry: cha·me·leon
Pronunciation: k&-'mEl-y&n
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English camelion, from Middle French, from Latin chamaeleon, from Greek chamaileOn, from chamai on the ground + leOn lion -- more at HUMBLE
Date: 14th century
1 : any of a family (Chamaeleontidae) of chiefly arboreal Old World amphibians with prehensile tails, independently movable eyeballs, and unusual ability to change the color of the skin
2 a : a person given to often expedient or facile change in ideas or character b : one that is subject to quick or frequent change especially in appearance
3 : AMERICAN CHAMELEON
- cha·me·le·on·ic /-"mE-lE-'ä-nik/ adjective
- cha·me·leon·like /-"lIk/ adjective

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:15 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Your gonna have to work a lOT harder than that.

Well I have the squint sorted now - just need to address the slight problem I have with the hunch, the wooden leg and the halitosis

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:18 pm

Get rid of this joker indeed...

Originally posted by Witch King
Main Entry: cha·me·leon
Pronunciation: k&-'mEl-y&n
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English camelion, from Middle French, from Latin chamaeleon, from Greek chamaileOn, from chamai on the ground + leOn lion -- more at HUMBLE
Date: 14th century
1 : any of a family (Chamaeleontidae) of chiefly arboreal Old World amphibians with prehensile tails, independently movable eyeballs, and unusual ability to change the color of the skin
2 a : a person given to often expedient or facile change in ideas or character b : one that is subject to quick or frequent change especially in appearance
3 : AMERICAN CHAMELEON
- cha·me·le·on·ic /-"mE-lE-'ä-nik/ adjective
- cha·me·leon·like /-"lIk/ adjective

I'll put that down to you having been given faulty information (I don't know where from) since I was easily able to find this:

Originally written in the Encyclopedia Britannia
chameleon
European chameleon (Chamaeleo chamaeleon)

any member of the reptile family Chamaeleontidae, a group of Old World, primarily tree-dwelling lizards characterized chiefly by their ability to change body colour

'Nuff said.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:25 pm

*shouts*

Frogus! Kameleon's after you with a big stick and claim for £794.52 unpaid child support! run for your life!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:30 pm

Old World amphibians with prehensile tails...

I think that pretty much describes the lot of us, @Foul.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 3:23 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
And I don't think Buck would ban you for flaming him

I can confirm this; at least, as long as the flaming isn't too extreme. It's flaming fable that gets you banned.

(j/k!!!)

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:18 pm

Originally posted by fable
Aegis! Is that a new avatar? I like it. I can't make out what it is, and it looks like many things--which is probably one reason I like it.

Well, if you like because it looks like many things, I won't ruin ti for you by telling you that it's a beaver in a canoe.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:35 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

I can confirm this; at least, as long as the flaming isn't too extreme. It's flaming fable that gets you banned. (j/k!!!)

Nonsense, young Sailor. You've tried, and you're still here.

No, the last person who flamed me and got banned...let's see, that was back about, hm, 5400 years or so. Yes. Ur. The city, not the expression. I was a fulltime god back then, had my own teeth and was relatively young, too, and some jerk didn't like my taste in temple prostitutes. Actually, he didn't like temple prostitutes at all, and said it was evil, and an abomination. Then he tried slapping one around, so I cast a plague of fleas over him, and had him sent west.

And today, that man is Jerry Springer. So it just shows.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:43 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

Well....erm.....yes. That will give him an excuse for some eye surgery....so who else fancies some *starts to disrobe again*

@Kid, take it easy

YAY! Are we streaking again, Sleepy?

unzips fur suit

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:45 pm

Originally posted by fable

Nonsense, young Sailor. You've tried, and you're still here.

No, the last person who flamed me and got banned...let's see, that was back about, hm, 5400 years or so. Yes. Ur. The city, not the expression. I was a fulltime god back then, had my own teeth and was relatively young, too, and some jerk didn't like my taste in temple prostitutes. Actually, he didn't like temple prostitutes at all, and said it was evil, and an abomination. Then he tried slapping one around, so I cast a plague of fleas over him, and had him sent west.

And today, that man is Jerry Springer. So it just shows.

Yeah... back then you got your kicks out of beating us Demi-Gods around.... You were such a naughty god...

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:46 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali

YAY! Are we streaking again, Sleepy?

unzips fur suit

Fur suit? What are you doing in a fur suit?

At least it's not part of her, I suppose. Because then it would be hirsute.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:49 pm

Originally posted by frogus
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! *draws breath*
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!

*spy's opportunity for punchline*
it's time you should know..that, Kameleon
I AM YOUR FATHER!

Oh my god you had me ROFLMAO

great punchline

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:54 pm

Originally posted by fable

Fur suit? What are you doing in a fur suit?

At least it's not part of her, I suppose. Because then it would be hirsute.

I have been known to lurk around SYM in my lemur suit (which unzips and can be removed--Just like Bugs Bunny's suit)

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 8:10 pm

Originally posted by fable
Nonsense, young Sailor. You've tried, and you're still here.

Yes, but I'm a Goddess who has been around for ages untold yet never grows old.