Famous Last Words

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 9:35 pm

Texan in truck with friend...

"Here, hold mah beer and watch this."

josh · Post by **josh** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 10:07 pm

"Look. No hands."

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 10:56 pm

"hey, whats the gun for"

"now, I know for a fact this snake is NOT poisonous"

Financial Suicide.
"I bough stocks in BreeX"

"Ok, I got screwed on BreeX, but Enron is a SURE bet"

Political Suicide
"I DID inhale" (unless part of the marijuana party)

More when I think of them.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:13 pm

"I was banned for posting nude pictures of the Tsarina!!!"

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:21 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
"I was banned for posting nude pictures of the Tsarina!!!"

LOL

now theres a good excuse for a bump if I ever heard one...

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:21 pm

"If I try to get a serious strategy game going on SYM, there's no way anyone would spam it up, and I'm positive that there will be high-level thinking and a quick pace due to the inherent intellect of the players."

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:23 pm

Next-to-last words

"Read my lips. NO NEW TAXES!"

Leonardo · Post by **Leonardo** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:12 pm

I´ve been trying to find the link to a page which had tons of "last words", to no result.
From memory, favorites from that page:
"Watch this and envy!" - a PC thief trying to climb a wall. He fumbled and broke his neck.
"<relief> It´s not a dragon, it´s only a skeleton of a dragon..."
"That which don´t kill me, makes me stronger" - it´s good on Nietzche, terrible on a RPG session.
[EDIT]
"I open the book, cut my wrist and begin 'that´s not dead, which can eternal lie, with strange aeons, even death may die. In his lair in R´lyeh, Cthulhu waits dreaming.' "

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 5:10 pm

Heh, Skeleton of the dragon. I like it. Holds special meaning if you read the Dark Flames story.

Speaking of stories (I'm punny

)

4 floors doesn't look that high... Think I can jump down?

I think witchking is a little bitter...

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 5:12 pm

Originally posted by Obsidian
I think witchking is a little bitter...

About what, that I don't have the name and intellectual capacity of a chunk of black rock?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 1:40 am

It's Payne!

To end like thìs?!

Xan's "we're all doomed" after the main character warned him against using the phrase one more time

Oooh, a squid! Quick, Boo, throw nuts! (Minsc comments on Mindflayers)

Don't point that thing at me! (marine to a ghost painting the target for a nuclear strike)

I don't know (answer to whether the swallow in question is an African one or a European one in the Holy Grail)

blue… no, wait, red! (answer to what your favorite color is in the Holy Grail)

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 1:44 am

Originally posted by Leonardo
I´ve been trying to find the link to a page which had tons of "last words", to no result.

@Leo: Try this .

No worries,

Beldin, the Linkmaster...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:03 am

Man, Beldin, you do know how to pick 'em. That site is hilarious...

"What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again..."

"Why is this man speaking in sign language?"

and so many more, you'll just have to go there...

If I may make a request, do you think you could attempt to find a site with an animated .gif of the Fallout flamethrower death animation? This goes for anyone who can find it, I've been looking for a LOOOONG time.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:45 am

@kameleon
i've seen a couple of fallout/fallout 2 editing sites that have programs for extracting and viewing the animations. i'm not sure if they could turn them into a valid format, but i'll have a look after i get outta school.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:50 am

Thanks a bunch...I suppose I'll wait till afterwards then to laugh 'cos I don't go back to school till next wednesday

Whoops..."They are chaotic evil ? That's great, we're chaotic evil, too. So there will be no problem with alignments."

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:57 am

your holidays just started then? i've just spent a blissfully unproductive 2 week holiday at home, with one helluva lot of alcahol

This is my first day back, and i'm allready spamming in my free periods

still, bell's gonna go in about 2 minutes, so farewell, and hopefully i'll find those sites.

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:59 am

@Beldin and Kameleon

Funny is the word!

How I wish my PCs/NPCs could say the following (no 208):

You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit!"

Even got my signature from there.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:02 am

Originally posted by Robnark
already spamming in my free periods

I wish

we have a sadistic IT flunky at our school, so we aren't allowed even to check our email in frees if it's not to do with schoolwork. However we do get a 3½ week Easter holiday, which almost makes up for Saturday school

GM:"Failed Strength Check ?! Okay, you try to cross the fast- flowing river near the waterfall using a rope and you don't manage to hold this rope. So you go down the waterfall and begin your last journey."
PC:"But I only held the rope for doing so. I'm tied with it !"
GM:"Snip."

Jace · Post by **Jace** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:50 am

This is SUPPOSED to be true, may be urban myth.

Co-Pilot to Pilot: "It's true, I read it in the manual. You can put the engines in full reverse while travelling forward"