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The Nerdity Tests

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And, in case you're bored enough (or nerdy enough) to figure out how to get full marks, you are rewarded with:

Wow! 100 %. NERD KING!!! I guess you are such a nerd you faked the test! In case you didn't fake, you'd better get some serious help. Wait, you can also seek for a rope or so.....


And of course, if you're even slightly interested:

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You do not have any trace of nerdity in your body. You will never ever have to fear you'll become a nerd. Unless you cheated....!
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Thank you for filling out the test. Below you will find some statistics and finally the thingy it was all about: Are you a Nerd?!?

Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 147 points out of a maximum of 340.


This means that you are 43 % nerd.

According to this score you seem to be an AVERAGE NERD. Keep practicing in order to obtain a higher level of nerdity. I think you have a nice chance to improve your score, you are just a little bit away from being a real nerd.
Thank you for filling out the test. Below you will find some statistics and finally the thingy it was all about: Are you a Nerd?!?

Hooray! Just what I thought all along! :D :cool: :)

By the way, what's a nerd? :confused:
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Originally posted by Baldursgate Fan
By the way, what's a nerd? :confused:
A nerd is like the opposite of he Fonz from Happy Days, he is the guy who never gets the girl, he spends his day behind a computer (of his own free will) has no friends spends all his days searching for the latest Jemma Jameson pics on te web and doesn't quite understand the words hygeine.....well that is just a basic compilation, but i am sure other non-nerds would be able to fill you in on the relevant pit-falls :)
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Jemma
It's Jenna...though how I would know that is a deep, deep mystery :D
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A nerd is like the opposite of he Fonz from Happy Days, he is the guy who never gets the girl, he spends his day behind a computer (of his own free will) has no friends spends all his days searching for the latest Jemma Jameson pics on te web and doesn't quite understand the words hygeine.....well that is just a basic compilation, but i am sure other non-nerds would be able to fill you in on the relevant pit-falls

Oh yes, THE Fonz, brings back memories.

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Originally posted by Kameleon
It's Jenna...though how I would know that is a deep, deep mystery :D
I was referring to the much praised classical author; Jemma Jameson, unfortunately her work is incredibly unheard of. As to who you refer to.....i can't imagine :p ;)
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*SMACK*

Did I just walk straight into that one or what? :D
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Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 120 points out of a maximum of 340.


This means that you are 35 % nerd.

To become a real Nerd I think you will need a LOT OF PRACTICING. Please visit this page more often in order to keep track of your progress. Your score resembles the average nerd score of this test.
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all I found on a search for Jemma Jameson was porn.....wait a minute!
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It all makes sense when you look at it the right way
Originally posted by frogus
all I found on a search for Jemma Jameson was porn.....wait a minute!
*cough*
her work is incredibly unheard of
Of course who knows....it might all have been for comedy effect, I am pretty sure there is a Jemma Jameson out there somewhere ;)
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Re: It all makes sense when you look at it the right way
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Of course who knows....it might all have been for comedy effect, I am pretty sure there is a Jemma Jameson out there somewhere ;)
Try searching at Barnes & Noble's website. :o
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