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The Nerdity Tests

Post by frogus »

Due to not very popular demand in Vood's 'Can I boast about my PC' thread, here are some certified scientific means of finding out just how much of a nerd you really are...

nice nerd test

Slightly Mre Serious Nerd Test

Bloody Huge 500 Question Nerd test If You're Really That Interested

so there ya go kids! Have fun... :)
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Originally posted by frogus
nice nerd test
Thank you for filling out the test. Below you will find some statistics and finally the thingy it was all about: Are you a Nerd?!?

Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 113 points out of a maximum of 340.


This means that you are 33 % nerd.

To become a real Nerd I think you will need a LOT OF PRACTICING. Please visit this page more often in order to keep track of your progress. Your score resembles the average nerd score of this test.
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Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 186 points out of a maximum of 340.
This means that you are 55 % nerd.

According to this score you seem to be QUITE A NERD. I think there is no hope you will ever be able to interact with normal human beings. Consulting a psychiatrist could be a good solution in order to lower your nerd score.


Damn. :)

The second one was slightly better though...

You answered "yes" to 31 of 100 questions, making you 69.0% nerd pure (31.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 69.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 31.0% nerd in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 32%, based on a comparison of your test results with 109450 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 71.8%.
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Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 169 points out of a maximum of 340.


This means that you are 50 % nerd.

According to this score you seem to be an AVERAGE NERD. Keep practicing in order to obtain a higher level of nerdity. I think you have a nice chance to improve your score, you are just a little bit away from being a real nerd.
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Dammit! I'm more of a nerd and I have more geek points than Mr Sleep. I must really need a life.

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29%
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Number of questions filled out: 33.
This means you skipped 1 questions.
Your scored 121 points out of a maximum of 330.

This means that you are 37 % nerd.

To become a real Nerd I think you will need a LOT OF PRACTICING. Please visit this page more often in order to keep track of your progress. Your score resembles the average nerd score of this test.

the average nerd....I should have known :(
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Originally posted by HighLordDave
Dammit! I'm more of a nerd and I have more geek points than Mr Sleep. I must really need a life.
You can't write I33t as well, that means your alright in my book :D
EDIT-I hope Flanders can rescue me from being the nerdiest person in this poll, too. [/b]
I think his fine taste in Beer's might save him this time :D
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Originally posted by Aegis
29%
Damn, one thing in common with Aegis! :D :D
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Thank you for filling out the test. Below you will find some statistics and finally the thingy it was all about: Are you a Nerd?!?

Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 193 points out of a maximum of 340.

This means that you are 57 % nerd.

According to this score you seem to be QUITE A NERD. I think there is no hope you will ever be able to interact with normal human beings. Consulting a psychiatrist could be a good solution in order to lower your nerd score.

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You answered "yes" to 58 of 100 questions, making you 42.0% nerd pure (58.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 42.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 58.0% nerd in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 42%, based on a comparison of your test results with 109450 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 71.8%.

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The last test was somewhat annoying to me - three times I tried to complete it, all three times my bloody browser crashed. It probably says something rather bad about me that the first time i got to about question 215, the second to 280 and the third time to 460. I probably could complete it but I really can't be arsed :D And I'm more of a nerd than anyone here I think :( How depressing :mad:

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And it took way too long :D
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Number of questions filled out: 31.
This means you skipped 3 questions.
Your scored 75 points out of a maximum of 310.


This means that you are 24 % nerd.

According to this score it seems obvious you are NOT A NERD. Chances are that you will never become one. Unless you strongly desire to become a nerd, but to achieve it, you need to visit this page more often and teach yourself to stick behind your computer till 2 AM or later.


Doh...will have to work on becoming a nerd... It's those darn trick questions like 'do you own a watch'. Of course not, I mean, time flows in a natural way and one doesn't need to know the exact minute, that's what other people are for... But if I DID ever own a watch it would definately be the cool one that one can check email from...
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Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 61 points out of a maximum of 340.


This means that you are 18 % nerd.

According to this score it seems obvious you are NOT A NERD. Chances are that you will never become one. Unless you strongly desire to become a nerd, but to achieve it, you need to visit this page more often and teach yourself to stick behind your computer till 2 AM or later.
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Welcome to SYM...I'm not sure you're enough of a nerd to be here though!

Just kidding - perhaps you can teach us all how to be normal :D
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Originally posted by Vivien
Doh...will have to work on becoming a nerd... It's those darn trick questions like 'do you own a watch'. Of course not, I mean, time flows in a natural way and one doesn't need to know the exact minute, that's what other people are for... But if I DID ever own a watch it would definately be the cool one that one can check email from...
The watch has nothing to do with it, i dont own one and still is 55%... :mad:
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This test is definitely flawed. Viv is one of the nerdiest people I know. I demand she be given bonus points for having pet furballs, cyber-hugging, and stalking SYM at all hours. :)
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Originally posted by Kameleon
Welcome to SYM...I'm not sure you're enough of a nerd to be here though!

Just kidding - perhaps you can teach us all how to be normal :D
Thanks.

I don't think so, that test seriously underestimated my nerdism. :D ;)
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I am 20% Nerd on the first test, 67% pure on the next test, must have been all those science questions, and 58.8% nerd on the last test, again it must have been all those science questions, I mean honestly I find the stuff fascinating, creation of the universe, or universes, quantum mechanics, does that make me a nerd welll welll :) I guess it does, sorta, was rather inept at the computer languages part, feel rather proud at that, not completely inept, of course the fact that I actually took the time to take that last 500 question test probably says something about my nerd capacity or maybe just that I have a inordinate amount of patience, I like to fish a lot, got to have patience for that, and it also helps at class, or in social situations when for example you are getting impatient to have a life, but don't so you get a lot of patience that way.

But in comparison to some other people who took the test, it makes me feel better, maybe I am no so much of a nerd, of course considering I am taking the test and I am a member of SYM probably says something too.
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Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 123 points out of a maximum of 340.

This means that you are 36 % nerd.

To become a real Nerd I think you will need a LOT OF PRACTICING. Please visit this page more often in order to keep track of your progress. Your score resembles the average nerd score of this test.
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20%. Not a nerd. Never will be.

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Post by Kameleon »

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
But in comparison to some other people who took the test, it makes me feel better, maybe I am no so much of a nerd, of course considering I am taking the test and I am a member of SYM probably says something too.
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I don't think so, that test seriously underestimated my nerdism.
Try...erm...taking one of the huge tests? We'll soon find out just how much of a nerd you truly are. Prepare yourself for examination :)
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Doesn't look like it helped me much...
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Post by Beldin »

Originally posted by frogus

Slightly Mre Serious Nerd Test

so there ya go kids! Have fun... :)
Here is the result of your Nerd Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 29 of 100 questions, making you 71.0% nerd pure (29.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 71.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 29.0% nerd in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 32%, based on a comparison of your test results with 109450 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 71.8%.

:) I'm un-nerdy. I like that. :)

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