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Post by Weasel »

Two years and this happens!

Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 150 points out of a maximum of 340.


This means that you are 44 % nerd.

According to this score you seem to be an AVERAGE NERD. Keep practicing in order to obtain a higher level of nerdity. I think you have a nice chance to improve your score, you are just a little bit away from being a real nerd.


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Post by HighLordDave »

These are my results from the second test on the list. People taking these tests need to remember the basic rule of all purity tests: All technicalities count!

Here is the result of your Nerd Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 47 of 100 questions, making you 53.0% nerd pure (47.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 53.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 47.0% nerd in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 34%, based on a comparison of your test results with 109450 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 71.8%.
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Post by Rob-hin »

This test is much more acurate then Mr Sleeps "Are you a stud?" because that said I was a nerd. ;) This one however said I not! :D

Thank you for filling out the test. Below you will find some statistics and finally the thingy it was all about: Are you a Nerd?!?

Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 107 points out of a maximum of 340.

This means that you are 31 % nerd.

To become a real Nerd I think you will need a LOT OF PRACTICING. Please visit this page more often in order to keep track of your progress. Your score resembles the average nerd score of this test.



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Post by Xan deVir »

1. 31 % nerd.
2. 77.0% nerd pure (23.0% nerd corrupt);
3. Ouch! it's too long for me...
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by Waverly
This test is definitely flawed. Viv is one of the nerdiest people I know. I demand she be given bonus points for having pet furballs, cyber-hugging, and stalking SYM at all hours. :)
ROFL!!! But..but...I sent an email to someone and included NO hugs, remember? Also, we all know that if I'm stalking SYM it's because I wandered away from my computer leaving it on again.

And, leave Edwin out of this ;)

At least I don't have a nickname like 'Wankerly' :p
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Post by VoodooDali »

Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 188 points out of a maximum of 340.


This means that you are 55 % nerd.

According to this score you seem to be QUITE A NERD. I think there is no hope you will ever be able to interact with normal human beings. Consulting a psychiatrist could be a good solution in order to lower your nerd score.


Same score as Dottie....
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Post by Waverly »

Viv,
Only a techno-nerd would be so discombobulated so as to leave oneself logged in when they meant to log out. Besides, we only have your word for it that you were indeed in bed and not pining over the keyboard. :p Erm, knowing that you leave yourself logged in while others may be about, I’ll make note not to say anything too provocative to you from now on. ;)

Oh, and you don’t have such a nickname because I haven’t yet given you one, Vivienne, Lady of the Lake. :)
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Post by C Elegans »

Number of questions filled out: 33.
This means you skipped 1 questions.
Your scored 81 points out of a maximum of 330.

This means that you are 25 % nerd.

According to this score it seems obvious you are NOT A NERD. Chances are that you will never become one. Unless you strongly desire to become a nerd, but to achieve it, you need to visit this page more often and teach yourself to stick behind your computer till 2 AM or later.

I stick behind my computer later than 2am very often, but it obviously doesn't help to develop my nerdiness :(
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Post by K0r/\/f1@k€$ »

Kameleon hoped I would beat him but no way :D Still, a stinging 61% put me in my place :rolleyes:
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Post by Tanis »

Originally posted by Kameleon


Doesn't look like it helped me much...
I might try one of them tommorow. :cool:
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by Waverly
Viv,
Only a techno-nerd would be so discombobulated so as to leave oneself logged in when they meant to log out. Besides, we only have your word for it that you were indeed in bed and not pining over the keyboard. :p Erm, knowing that you leave yourself logged in while others may be about, I’ll make note not to say anything too provocative to you from now on. ;)

Oh, and you don’t have such a nickname because I haven’t yet given you one, Vivienne, Lady of the Lake. :)
I was thinking 'Viv, bringer of hugs (or alternatively 'bringer of death' for Fas)' or some such name :D

I wouldn't mind being a techno nerd :) But, shouldn't I know how my computer works and what's in it? When I have troubles and go to those help sites...I don't usually know how to answer tough questions like 'How much RAM do you have', 'What is your video card' etc...

*hug*
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Post by Sailor Saturn »

**** this. :mad: The first test wouldn't let me submit my answers. After completing the second and third tests, before I could post my results, my computer froze. :mad:

I do remember this, though. The second test said I'm 53% Nerd Pure(only 47% Nerd Corrupt) and the third test said I'm 56.6% Nerd Pure(Only 43.4% Nerd Corrupt).
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Post by Aegis »

Here is the result of your 500 Point Nerdity Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 209 of 500 questions, making you 58.2% nerd pure (41.8% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 58.2% pure in the nerd domain (you have 41.8% nerd in you).
According to the scoring guide, your nerd experience level is: You refuse to live anywhere without pizza delivery
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 33%, based on a comparison of your test results with 6628 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 62.1%.
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Post by Mr Flibble »

Dammit, I got a high score in this too! Sure it's only 67% nerdy, but still...

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Post by CM »

Thank you for filling out the test. Below you will find some statistics and finally the thingy it was all about: Are you a Nerd?!?

Number of questions filled out: 34.
This means you skipped 0 questions.
Your scored 131 points out of a maximum of 340.


This means that you are 39 % nerd.
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Post by nael »

woohoo! i'm only 34% nerd, much better than i expected...or worse? i dunno.
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Post by Xandax »

Originally posted by frogus
Due to not very popular demand in Vood's 'Can I boast about my PC' thread, here are some certified scientific means of finding out just how much of a nerd you really are...

nice nerd test

Slightly Mre Serious Nerd Test

Bloody Huge 500 Question Nerd test If You're Really That Interested

so there ya go kids! Have fun... :)
1st one stated:
This means that you are 44 % nerd.

2nd one stated:
you have 36.0% nerd in you

Last one stated:
you have 31.2% nerd in you


Am I nerd now? :D
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Post by Sailor Saturn »

I finally got the first nerd test to work.

Number of questions filled out: 33.
This means you skipped 1 questions.
Your scored 181 points out of a maximum of 330.


This means that you are 55 % nerd.

According to this score you seem to be QUITE A NERD. I think there is no hope you will ever be able to interact with normal human beings. Consulting a psychiatrist could be a good solution in order to lower your nerd score.

Oh, goody, I don't want to interact with normal people. ;)
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I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Yeah, 24% for me. Woohoo. NOT A NERD.
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Post by dragon wench »

ROFL :D

Here is the result of your 500 Point Nerdity Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 98 of 500 questions, making you 80.4% nerd pure (19.6% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 80.4% pure in the nerd domain (you have 19.6% nerd in you).
According to the scoring guide, your nerd experience level is: Nerd wannabe
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 32%, based on a comparison of your test results with 6628 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 62.1%.

Most gratifying that nerdiness and mathematical ability appear to be linked :D (I am entirely inept at most things involving numbers... :D )
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