Famous Last Words

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:46 pm

This ice is more than thick enough

Or the classic

I'm invincible!

Or on the international scale

"Weasel has been voted into office"

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 9:12 am

What's the duration of this FLY spell?

Why did i slay the healer?

Wait here until i come back

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 9:18 am

Here's one after just watching Blair Witch Project.

Are we lost?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 10:25 am

Let's see...there's a lot of good "last words" when you're roleplaying....

"Cover me."
"Let me take a closer look on the medusa..."

"So what is a mind flayer ?"

Or the all-time favorite:
"I'll follow you "

Other last words:

.... when thinking about "Home Improvement":
"I'll try to fix it."
"I bet this is not under current."
"What happens if you touch these two wires tog..."

Visiting old friends:
"Aw, come on. I'm sure he's forgotten about that last time."

..when in a hurry:
"I'll try to outrun the cops."

when in training with the Navy Seals :
"Ah. Safety jackets are for ****ies."

No worries,

Beldin

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 10:28 am

"AUGGGHHHHH!!!"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 10:58 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Here's one after just watching Blair Witch Project.

Are we lost?

Or the classic "Hey, why's that guy standing in the corner...?"

"Mind that bus!"
"What bus?"

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:47 am

of course this branch can take my weight. look, i can even jump up and down on it...
[this happened to me

luckily, i walked away with only a broken arm]

don't worry, it's not loaded.

alligators don't live in this river.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:49 am

How hard could moderating be?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:56 am

Originally posted by T'lainya
How hard could moderating be?

I think that one is only applicable to your sanity...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:58 am

Sanity on SYM????

Originally posted by Aegis
I think that one is only applicable to your sanity...

What sanity?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:59 am

Re: Sanity on SYM????

Originally posted by T'lainya

What sanity?

My point exactly.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 2:41 pm

heh, I just got this one when I pulled an old guy out of the pool (I'm a lifeguard)

"I could swim that far 20 yrs ago"

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:18 am

Attention, Vivien!

"Awww... isn't she (reaches hand to touch furry fluffy creature) adora...AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! *gurgle, gurgle!*

Un-Maimed · Post by **Un-Maimed** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:42 am

From the south -

Hey Y'all - Watch this!!

josh · Post by **josh** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:45 am

"Are you sure you know how to fly this thing?"

"Its coming right for us!"

A mage to the rest of his party:
"Did I ever tell you guys I'm dyslexic?"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:35 am

"Whats with those guys in White Bed Sheets?"

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 9:05 pm

"Everything will be just fine"

"Hey, what happened to the lights?"

"Wheres Jimmy?"

"Dr Lector? Are you in?"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:47 pm

"They're only Indians!"

"It could happen!"

"I am the Devil Incarnate!"

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 3:07 am

You reckon I can jump that gap?

Oh I only drank a little...

Hmph, ME afraid of that guy, never!

Un-Maimed · Post by **Un-Maimed** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 9:12 pm

Said the band of four hardy warriors..........

"Theres only one mage, we can take him........"