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Why is it that every movie that has something like "Matrix meets Deep Rising" as a promo/advertisment is appaling?

So i thought i would create a thread where we put together the worst film promo's we can, so here goes:

Silent Running meets Terminator

2001 meets The Ten Commandments

Pokemon meets Gone with the Wind

Any takers?
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"Tron" meets "Terminator" 2 ;)

"Cool Runnings" meets "DUNE" :cool:

Darth Vader meets James T. Kirk :confused:

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Titanic meets ET

Digimon meets Gosford Park

Casablanca meets Final Fantasy

LotR meets The Fast and the Furious

LotR meets The Matrix
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How about...

"Star Wars" meets Star Trek"?

"King Kong" meets "Planet of the Apes"?

"Sleepers" meets "Awakenings"? :rolleyes: :D
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"Schindler's List" meets "Dude Where's My Car"

"The Wizard of Oz" meets "The Godfather"

"The Little Mermaid" meets "The Crying Game"
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Originally posted by Kayless
"The Little Mermaid" meets "The Crying Game"
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LMAO :D That bring about too many questions about Mermaids that are a bit too shocking to think about :eek:

@Mar, i like the sleepers one :)

@Beldin LMAO @cool runnings

The Rock meets The Sound of Music

Animal Farm meets American Psycho

LA Confidential meets Willow
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Weasel meets Waverly
Voodoo Dali meets Picasso
William Shatner meets Anybody Who Can Act
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Originally posted by fable
William Shatner meets Anybody Who Can Act
How... dareyou...... insult... the... greatest...captainofstartrek? Image Image
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@fable: Don't forget...

Gruntboy meets Ubik. I'm not sure if this works as a promo/advertisement, though....

I think When Saigo met Foul is the best I've ever seen.

Oh, that's a movie title. Sorry. :o
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On a semi-related note: check out the awesome Shatner Simulator Image
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Originally posted by Kayless
On a semi-related note: check out the awesome Shatner Simulator Image
I remember that one, top class.

Top Gun meets Amistad
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Ben-Hur meets The Gladiator

Spartacus meets Life of Brian

Titanic meets U-boat (admittedly a bit dark)
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More...

Seven Samurai meets the Magnificent Seven (could have been done already...)

Untouchable meets Yojimbo

Psycho meets Friday 13th
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Titanic meets Leave It To Beaver
Matrix meets Sense and Sensibility
Roshomon meets Apocalypse Now
Sansho the Bailiff meets Dragonball DZ
High Noon meets 8 1/2
Sailor Moon meets The Song of Bernadette
Gruntboy meets The Terminator (my money's on Grunt)
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Joe versus the Volcano meets The towering inferno

This is...Spinal Tap meets Almost Famous

Bullitt meets Cobra
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"Searching for Bobby Fischer" meets "The Fisher King"

"Shaft" meets "Dinosaur"

"Silence of the Lambs" meets "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
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LOL @sleep..good thread. the Oxford music magazine NightShift has a similar habit, but with 'meets' replaced with more interseting verbs. It would not be surprising to find a band reviewd as sounding like David Bowie eating Iggy Pop's brains of a plate made of the crushed vocal chords of the surviving members of T-Rex. Or something. ;)

anyway, how about Sleeping Beauty meets Sleepy Hollow?
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Post by Rob-hin »

Nice one y'all!

LOL! :D


Spaceballs meets all the movies they make fun of.

Grease meets The Blues Brothers

Better yet:
The Blues Btrothers meets Super Mario Bros

Ali meets Rocky

Dungeons and Dragons meets Battlefield Earth


This is fun! :D
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'Apollo 13' meets 'Planet of the Apes'
'Ice Age' meets 'The Ice Storm'
'All The Presidents Men' meets 'Sudden Death'

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Kickboxer meets Gymkata
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