Well yours truly the most Abysmal of nature's, the truely SLURRIng depressive maniac is now happy, life is good, the future is bright and dark and good and bad, and stormy and sunny. It looks like this social misfit will no longer be such a social misfit, oh well at least that is what I hope, might just be the sun to destroy my happy stormcloud.
I asked a girl out, made a few friends and one that I can even trust, which is something really new for me, you know trusting people, I am doing well at school, my grades are good, it looks like my family is even becoming a little more insane, it looks like all the years of screwups are finally becoming right, all the years the universe has been out to get me, now it has finally given up.
I am sorry to have such a good mood, but what will your future be like, does it look bright as anything or depending on your nature dark as anything?
Oh well as one of my favorite bands Yes says in one of their songs it will be a good day.
*AN drives in a truck full of beer, just barely missing a old lady who curses wildly at him, then he crashes through the wall which separates normal space from SYM space and spills beer all over the place. Getting out he pops a cap and says,"Come one come all fellow SYMers, because finally this cheap bastard is paying for the beer."

I care not for endings or beginnings, but for the eternal and infinite spaces of the universe, and for the endless exploration of eternity, and mysteries which I will find plumbing the infinite depths.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.