If SYMians were The Muppets...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 1:15 am

...I'd be Elmo

(I may have a small voice but I carry a BIG ****!

Ernie and Bert: BS and Ned

The Count: McBane

Kermit and Miss Piggy: Sleepy and T'lainya (the way these mods individually do their functions speak a lot on this.

)

Big Bird and Snuffy: Waverly and Weasel (though these guys seem to be perennially on the other side of the poles slinging stuff against the other, somehow they look like they are actually bestfriends --- Minerva just somehow spiced up their friendship!

)

Cookie Monster: Aegis (simply because C is for Cookie...

)

Oscar the Grouch: There would be two SYMian version. The DF's Oscar:Fas and The Flaming Oscar: Waverly (again!)

Harry the Monster: Gwally (Harry has this gruffy voice yet seems so gentle when it comes to children)

Grover: KidD007

Gonzo: Kayless (somehow there is something with the way Gonzo flirts with the lady chickens...

)

The Animal (The Drummer Dude of the Muppet Band): Grunt Boy

The Muppet Chef: Mama Vood (it's the way the Chef prepares his food, like, too much shine? )

special mention:
Fuzzy the Bear: Buzzy the Bear (with excessive - or lack of- Ned's shine)

Wanna hear your version.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 1:32 am

Hey man! What about me! Everyone neglects me... *Sniff*

*Sniff*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 1:38 am

But of course, Nippy!

Originally posted by Nippy
Hey man! What about me! Everyone neglects me... *Sniff* *Sniff*

You have to be Guy Smiley!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 2:56 am

Originally posted by Maharlika
Gonzo: Kayless (somehow there is something with the way Gonzo flirts with the lady chickens... )

LMAO

Not an inaccurate assessment, that.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 3:01 am

Gotta hand it to you, Kayless...

Originally posted by Kayless

LMAO Not an inaccurate assessment, that.

...real smooth and modest there...

Too bad I can't seem to see supergonzo...

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 3:12 am

I'll be Skooter the Gopher:"I may go out tommorow if I can borrow a coat to wear ... with my sincere smile and my dancing bear, amazing, couragous, charming ........ who needs money...."

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 3:17 am

Yeah, well Scooter looks... harmless...

Originally posted by Morlock
I'll be Skooter the Gopher:"I may go out tommorow if I can borrow a coat to wear ... with my sincere smile and my dancing bear, amazing, couragous, charming ........ who needs money...."

...are you?

@Kayless: Now, I can see Super Gonzo!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 3:37 am

Addendum

Check out Morlock and Gnu's avatars...

...because of that, they reminded me of this siamese twins monsters with two heads but one body. Each head differs in the position of the black hair and the direction of the horns.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 4:04 am

"The Drummer Dude of the Muppet Band: Grunt Boy "

I used to love Animal!!!! Right on Mar!

As a child, Gonzo's hooky blue nose used to scare the beejeezus outa me (like sock puppets do to Homer).

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 5:04 am

LOL @Maharlika

How about Arnie and Birt (my muppet knowledge is limited to Sesami Street)? I somehow think Arnie is Weasel...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 5:13 am

Got a point there. Goddess-san...

Originally posted by Minerva
LOL @Maharlika

How about Arnie and Birt (my muppet knowledge is limited to Sesami Street)? I somehow think Arnie is Weasel...

...in fact I was thinking of the same thing. Weasel makes a good Ernie with the way he laughs and makes fun of Bert. Bert is Waverly-like when he gets grumpy...

... but I have trouble imagining Waverly so engrossed with pigeons and well, "doing the croo-croo pigeon dance!"

@Grunt: The Animal! Now I remember! Yes, that's one mean but really cool dude there.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 5:18 am

Wow, i am honoureed to be kermit, i do't know how T' will like being Miss Piggy though, if you hear any huge roars that sound like a raptor then i would scarper quickly!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 5:31 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Wow, i am honoureed to be kermit, i do't know how T' will like being Miss Piggy though, if you hear any huge roars that sound like a raptor then i would scarper quickly!

Well Kermit can be BOTH funny AND professionally minded.

As for the red-haired Raptor beauty, it wouldn't do justice to our lady mod if we talk about piggy's physical appearance. Na-ah! No way.

Rather, I would like to emphasize on the muppet's demeanor and how she likes things done --- PRONTO!

...and on the side, no romance innuendo between the two of you... I think.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 7:50 am

@Maharlika: While eating my lunch, I came up with the best idea on Ernie and Bert (correct spelling

)

Ernie = Weasel
Bert = Buck Satan

I think it's the perfect combination.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 8:03 am

I think Bert and Ernie are gay. They sleep together. Now I can't speak for Buck but Weasel....

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 8:50 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
I think Bert and Ernie are gay. They sleep together. Now I can't speak for Buck but Weasel....

Umm is that knowledge firsthand Grunt??

@ Mahar..MOI???

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 9:12 am

As Grunt points out, Bert and Ernie did turn out to be lovers. Therefore, I strenuously object that BS and I be paralleled with Bert and Ernie.

I believe we more fit the role of the two hecklers up in the balcony from the Muppet show. I don't remember their names but that's definitely us.

Now...are there any other volunteers and/or nominations for Ernie and Bert. This is a sensitive issue so be careful in naming your choices. Not to mention I think Bert is dead and Ernie is doing time sharing a cell with Bronson Pinchot so he's probably plenty happy.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 9:15 am

more suggestions:

Guy Smiley - Nippy

The two hecklers up in the balcony - Ned and BS

Zoot - THEJAKER

Yoda (he's a muppet) - fable

we can't forget the fraggles
Gobo - Weasel
Wembley -
Red - SS
Boober -
can't remember number 5 -
Majorie the trash heapb -
Sprocket (the dog) -

anyone else not listed so far can consider themselves a doozer, who were the little builder muppets in fraggle rock

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 9:19 am

What about the big bear (Bobo?) - how about Witchking?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 9:21 am

Originally posted by T'lainya

Umm is that knowledge firsthand Grunt??
@ Mahar..MOI???

A gentleman never tells.