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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jul 04, 2001 12:27 pm

How do you put an elephant into a drawer ?

@#$%^&#$! %$#@*^%&$^%!!

*RANTS*

IMPOSSIBLE !!!!

Simple ! Just open the goddamn drawer and put the elephant in !

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed Jul 04, 2001 2:38 pm

@KidD01-Erm,why does anyone need to know that??

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 04, 2001 2:48 pm

You've got it in reverse. You don't put the elephant in the drawers. You put the contents of the drawers in his trunk.

Glad to help.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed Jul 04, 2001 8:03 pm

Second question:

How do you put a giraffe in to the drawer?

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If you said open the drawer and put the giraffe in, your incorrect.
The correct answer is to open the drawer, take out the elephant, then put the giraffe in the drawer

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 2:15 am

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Second question:
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Damned - I can remember there is a third one also - but can't remember what it is

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 3:08 am

No.3

If a monkey, elephant, giraffe and lion are in a jungle at a gathering, how many animals are there?

This is so cr*p.

Plus, I'd have said "chop the elephant into small bloody chunks with a chainsaw" and strain the goop away".

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 3:09 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
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Plus, I'd have said "chop the elephant into small bloody chunks with a chainsaw" and strain the goop away".

Why am I not suprised

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 5:21 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
No.3

Plus, I'd have said "chop the elephant into small bloody chunks with a chainsaw" and strain the goop away".

ROFLMAO!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 6:15 am

Originally posted by KidD01:
How do you put an elephant into a drawer ?

@#$%^&#$! %$#@*^%&$^%!! *RANTS*

IMPOSSIBLE !!!!

Simple ! Just open the goddamn drawer and put the elephant in !

You both frighten and annoy at the same time.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 12:52 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Second question:

How do you put a giraffe in to the drawer?
If you said open the drawer and put the giraffe in, your incorrect.
The correct answer is to open the drawer, take out the elephant, then put the giraffe in the drawer

The third one should be how you put a bug into the drawer

The answer is just open the drawer and put it in....unless the second question is a tiger not a giraffe the you should wear protective gears !

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jul 06, 2001 2:53 am

Answer to no3 - 4 is wrong. Its 2 - the elephant and giraffe are in the drawer.

No4 - You're in a jungle, how do you get across a lion infested area to your destination?

Anatres · Post by **Anatres** » Fri Jul 06, 2001 6:51 am

Walk, the lion's at the conference.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Fri Jul 06, 2001 6:58 am

since i am sooo confused by all of this, i will just:

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jul 06, 2001 6:59 am

I remember hearing htis set of jokes many years ago, it wasn't funny then and it isn't now!