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How do you put an elephant into a drawer ?

@#$%^&#$! %$#@*^%&$^%!! :mad: *RANTS*

IMPOSSIBLE !!!! :mad:

:rolleyes: Simple ! Just open the goddamn drawer and put the elephant in ! :D :D :D
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@KidD01-Erm,why does anyone need to know that?? :rolleyes: :p :) :D
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Post by fable »

You've got it in reverse. You don't put the elephant in the drawers. You put the contents of the drawers in his trunk.

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Post by Vehemence »

Second question:

How do you put a giraffe in to the drawer?

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If you said open the drawer and put the giraffe in, your incorrect.
The correct answer is to open the drawer, take out the elephant, then put the giraffe in the drawer :D :p
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Post by Xandax »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Second question:
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Damned - I can remember there is a third one also - but can't remember what it is :mad:
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Post by Gruntboy »

No.3

If a monkey, elephant, giraffe and lion are in a jungle at a gathering, how many animals are there?

This is so cr*p.

Plus, I'd have said "chop the elephant into small bloody chunks with a chainsaw" and strain the goop away". :D
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Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG><snip>
Plus, I'd have said "chop the elephant into small bloody chunks with a chainsaw" and strain the goop away". :D </STRONG>
Why am I not suprised :D :D
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>No.3

Plus, I'd have said "chop the elephant into small bloody chunks with a chainsaw" and strain the goop away". :D </STRONG>
ROFLMAO! :) :D
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Post by Kayless »

Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>How do you put an elephant into a drawer ?

@#$%^&#$! %$#@*^%&$^%!! :mad: *RANTS*

IMPOSSIBLE !!!! :mad:

:rolleyes: Simple ! Just open the goddamn drawer and put the elephant in ! :D :D :D </STRONG>
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Post by KidD01 »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Second question:

How do you put a giraffe in to the drawer?
If you said open the drawer and put the giraffe in, your incorrect.
The correct answer is to open the drawer, take out the elephant, then put the giraffe in the drawer :D :p </STRONG>
The third one should be how you put a bug into the drawer

The answer is just open the drawer and put it in....unless the second question is a tiger not a giraffe the you should wear protective gears ! :D :D :D
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Post by Gruntboy »

Answer to no3 - 4 is wrong. Its 2 - the elephant and giraffe are in the drawer.

No4 - You're in a jungle, how do you get across a lion infested area to your destination?
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Walk, the lion's at the conference.
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Post by leedogg »

since i am sooo confused by all of this, i will just:

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Post by Mr Sleep »

I remember hearing htis set of jokes many years ago, it wasn't funny then and it isn't now! :(
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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