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Create your own curses!

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And so it goes; sometimes, one blesses, and sometimes, one curses. We have a blessings category for the more original among us timewast...members. Now, we have its equivalent on the other side of the emotional spectrum.

So please post. And for all those of you who don't, may the hands on the clock of Fate fly directly up both your nostrils. :)
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May a thousand c0ckroaches fill your every waking moment :D
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I particularly love Muttley's curses, but I dunno how to put it in words :D :D :D

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I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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May 10,000 camels that spit acid scare away your pink flamingos! :D
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May your underpants be trampled by a herd of turkeys, and then worn by a herpy infested elephant that knows how to do the charleston.. :D
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May your children all look and act like you.
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Post by Rob-hin »

May your nutered dog have a better sex life then you.

Thanx Aegis! :)

[ 11-24-2001: Message edited by: Rob-hin ]
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May your feet be covered in tree sap and then walk into an anthill.
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@Rob: Nutered
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May your feet be attacked by a small, hate filled animal.
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May all your condoms break in mid-coitus! :)
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May you be locked in a small room filled with flatulent gerbils!
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May a jealous husband mistake you for his wifes lover just long enough for you to be beaten to within an inch of your life (This can be gender non-specific).

May your hair spray turn out to be contact adhesive.

May the tatoo you got with your lovers name today require removal tommorrow.

May all your lego remain in a single clump.

May the first bunch of flowers you are ever given be full of bees.

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Post by Darkpoet »

Originally posted by Curdis:
<STRONG>@Aegis - neutered or de-nutered NOT nutered
:) </STRONG>

You never know, he could of been de-nutted. :eek: :D Was he walking funny??
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Leave my typos alone...

Bunch of savages...

:D
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Leave my typos alone...

Bunch of savages...

:D </STRONG>

I thought it was a secret Canadian code. :D :p
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May everybody think you are Canadian! :eek:
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Post by Sailor Saturn »

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>@Rob: Nutered</STRONG>
I see you are still suffering from the shortening disease, Aegis. :eek: ;) :p

May you be locked in a room full of Flaming Pickles and Drowning Porcupines!
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.

I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania

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Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve

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May your gerunds develop bleeding ulcers, and your dangling participles be snipped without your prior approval! :mad:
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...

savages...

:D
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