Create your own curses!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 10:55 am

And so it goes; sometimes, one blesses, and sometimes, one curses. We have a blessings category for the more original among us timewast...members. Now, we have its equivalent on the other side of the emotional spectrum.

So please post. And for all those of you who don't, may the hands on the clock of Fate fly directly up both your nostrils.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 11:01 am

May a thousand c0ckroaches fill your every waking moment

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 11:10 am

I particularly love Muttley's curses, but I dunno how to put it in words

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 11:14 am

May 10,000 camels that spit acid scare away your pink flamingos!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 12:49 pm

May your underpants be trampled by a herd of turkeys, and then worn by a herpy infested elephant that knows how to do the charleston..

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 1:00 pm

May your children all look and act like you.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 2:06 pm

May your nutered dog have a better sex life then you.

Thanx Aegis!

[ 11-24-2001: Message edited by: Rob-hin ]

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 2:43 pm

May your feet be covered in tree sap and then walk into an anthill.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 3:24 pm

@Rob: Nutered

Azeroth · Post by **Azeroth** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 5:37 pm

May your feet be attacked by a small, hate filled animal.

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 5:55 pm

May all your condoms break in mid-coitus!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 6:02 pm

May you be locked in a small room filled with flatulent gerbils!

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 7:19 pm

May a jealous husband mistake you for his wifes lover just long enough for you to be beaten to within an inch of your life (This can be gender non-specific).

May your hair spray turn out to be contact adhesive.

May the tatoo you got with your lovers name today require removal tommorrow.

May all your lego remain in a single clump.

May the first bunch of flowers you are ever given be full of bees.

Bitter, I'm not bitter... - Curdis
@Aegis - neutered or de-nutered NOT nutered

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 8:14 pm

Originally posted by Curdis:
@Aegis - neutered or de-nutered NOT nutered

You never know, he could of been de-nutted.

Was he walking funny??

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 8:18 pm

Leave my typos alone...

Bunch of savages...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 8:20 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Leave my typos alone...

Bunch of savages...

I thought it was a secret Canadian code.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 9:41 pm

May everybody think you are Canadian!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Nov 23, 2001 9:06 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
@Rob: Nutered

I see you are still suffering from the shortening disease, Aegis.

May you be locked in a room full of Flaming Pickles and Drowning Porcupines!

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Nov 23, 2001 9:11 pm

May your gerunds develop bleeding ulcers, and your dangling participles be snipped without your prior approval!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Nov 23, 2001 9:32 pm

...

savages...