Oh Goody... got someone

Fable, let's dance
You're the only one who's forgetting something, Vehemence: that everybody here is entitled to an opinion of their own. Considering learning to respect the abilities of others who dare to disagree with your mindset and don't like what you think great. Maybe you're learn something. Maybe not.
No no, I didn't forget. I'm well aware that each and everyone is allowed their opinion (hence me expressing mine). In fact going against the dominant analytical trend in this thread with my entertaining reasoning is just showing an alternate opinion to everyone else who would quickly analyse and pick on certain elements.
The film's story was not meant to be satirical. It was meant to be a cyperpunk thriller, and believable within the framework of its own universe, like The Maltese Falcon, or Star Wars. We were supposed to feel tension when the good guys and the bad guys shot it off and did ninja numbers at one another. Instead, the people I was with, including myself, without exception howled in disbelief at the film at this point. (And others points, too--you've neglected to respond to the contradiction in film text I mentioned, earlier.) We all considered it a terrible waste of money, so we rented an old Laurel & Hardy comedy and laughed our asses off.
I'm sorry but where oh where did you get the impression that I meant that it was satirical by this quote of mine:
They did the cartwheels and massive dodging because it looks cool!
Meant to be a cyberpunk thriller? Yes, so things looking cool would fit right in here wouldn't you say?
"Believable within its own universe" Yep, I believed it. I'm sorry, I don't have a degree in thermodynamics or physics, so I'm probably not the brightest lightbulb when it comes to these issues, so you'll excuse me if I just enjoyed the fact that they were in a
computer program which according to Morpheus, laws could be broken... hence cartwheels, dodging etc etc. I think that more than satisfies the "believable within its own universe" thingie wouldn't you?
We were supposed to feel tension when the good guys and the bad guys shot it off and did ninja numbers at one another
I'm sorry, where you the director? Producer? Maybe the writer? No... hmmm... so by what right do you claim that we (as in all of us) are supposed to see it that way? Perception is highly individualistic and to make an assumption as to how we're supposed to interpret something is more arrogant than anything I have stated.
Oh, but wait: we couldn't do that. Because supposedly we like to analyze films, and can't enjoy 'em. Right. Cancel the above. Of course
Glad you agree
It might surprise you that some of us really go for fantasy, including light entertainment; even write it ourselves, and get it published; but that we just don't find the stuff you think great is--how shall I delicately put this? ah, yes--GOOD
Fantasy... matrix... fantasy... matrix... Yep, sorry, how did we get into fantasy? I thought this was a, what did you call it? Punk Thriller? The fact that you don't find the stuff that I think great is not good is obvious and at the same time, expected. So what's that got to do with it? I was simply pointing out that some of us go for the entertainment value. Are you saying that if you don't like it you analyse it?
First, it was both the hero and the heroine.
Picky picky picky
[QUOTE...Or how about Scenario #3...? (Yeah, there really are more than two ways, Your Way and The Utterly Wrong Way, to look at things.) Neo and the heroine rush in. They use hair-trigger reflexes, lots of weapons, but even bigger smarts to dodge the locations where they think the bad guys are hiding, knocking them off one by one. Lots of tension, and a great sense of release when it's over. What a pity a sequence like that wasn't filmed, because the directors-producers-writers (same folks) were only interested in the techno- side of stuff[/QUOTE]
But now your neglecting their choice to go with the "techno- side of stuff". They did that because it fits with the movie. Plus it was... ENTERTAING!
The idea that somebody has to agree with what you believe comprises entertainment or they're automatically wrong is probably the most original concept you've ever had
Ouch... so much for playing nice. Don't let this get too personal Mr. Radio Man... there's plenty of wet fish in a bucket with your name written all over it
Incidently, I never said everyone has to agree with what I was saying. I was simply putting forth another way of looking at things. The idea that some people go to watch the movies for the entertainment. You saw the promo, you watched the movie... you knew what you were getting yourself into. Don't deny that.