Your "least" talents

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:07 am

wow... Weasel, your one brave man to be getting in contact with Ubik.... I wonder if Omar will follow...

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:04 am

Watch what comes back,and the direction it's coming from and going to!The weather is lousy(Force 6-7 Northerlies)otherwise I would try to find him personally,by going down there and posting some nudes around....honey to the u-bee...

Recoba · Post by **Recoba** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:27 am

I am really bad at repairing cars - I can just about change the oil. I wish I knew how to do this as it would save me lots of money.

Same with bikes, though I am a little bit better.

I am also not that great a cook, but 4 years at uni has made me slightly better...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:40 am

Originally posted by Recoba:
I am really bad at repairing cars - I can just about change the oil. I wish I knew how to do this as it would save me lots of money.

Same here, fortuantely i can get my dad to do it all

I have no idea how to change the oil, i think it has something to do with a sump plug

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 6:34 am

Thing's I'm not good at? Hmm.

Well, I don't know when to stop working hard. Sometimes my lovemaking goes on too long. I'm not very good at being an under-achiever.

You don't know how hard it is for me

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 6:38 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Thing's I'm not good at? Hmm.

Well, I don't know when to stop working hard. Sometimes my lovemaking goes on too long. I'm not very good at being an under-achiever.

You don't know how hard it is for me

I would love to hear from your girlfriend(s)...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 6:39 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Sometimes my lovemaking goes on too long. I'm not very good at being an under-achiever.

Your also really bad at boosting your own ego

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 6:45 am

They'd tell you the same (or scream the same, whichever

).

I don't need to boost my ego when others will blow my trumpet.

Oh, I'm also an alcoholic (maybe that explains the lovemaking?

). I did a lot of drugs as a kid too - does that count?

Not very good at maintaining control over my anger or my mental stability. Just the little things in life.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 6:51 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
I don't need to boost my ego when others will blow my trumpet.

LMAO

Oh, I'm also an alcoholic (maybe that explains the lovemaking? ). I did a lot of drugs as a kid too - does that count?

Drugs are bad...mmkay

Mar-ij-uana is bad mmkay

Not very good at maintaining control over my anger or my mental stability. Just the little things in life.

Hadn't noticed

(PS sorry Grunt, i am in a strangely spamaphonic mood today

)

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 6:56 am

No apology required Mr Gimp, its been a while since someone flamed me. I believe Miss Elegans was the last (not counting Minerva's a few moments ago

, but she's so wise I never take her comments as flames

) some time ago.

I never recovered from that one

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 7:00 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
No apology required Mr Gimp, its been a while since someone flamed me. I believe Miss Elegans was the last (not counting Minerva's a few moments ago , but she's so wise I never take her comments as flames ) some time ago.

I never recovered from that one

I am very proud.

Or, should I be ashamed...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 7:04 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
No apology required Mr Gimp, its been a while since someone flamed me. I believe Miss Elegans was the last (not counting Minerva's a few moments ago , but she's so wise I never take her comments as flames ) some time ago.

Well i had to get one in

I am ashamed

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:06 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Well i had to get one in I am ashamed

Is that what you tell the sheep as well?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:57 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
I never recovered from that one

I'm proud too

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:48 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Is that what you tell the sheep as well?

Oh man! Vicious!!!

Hey Mr. Sleep I didn't know they had South Park in Wales! I am taking a night class (snore) in business law (snore) to further my career as a accountant (snore) and my teacher sounds JUST LIKE MR. MACKEY, mmm-kay? He says "Now if I have a pool, mmmkay, and someone is drowning in the pool, mmmkay, and I don't do anything to save them, mmmkay, they can't sue me, but if I jump in mmmkay, and try to save them, mmkay, and I dislocate their arm mmmkay, then they can sue...." Every time he says it I have to restrain myself from ROTFLMAO!!!!!

My solution to the not dancing thing is the same as Bloodstalker's: I either try to be up onstage playing, or outside having an intense quiet conversation with a girl who has a lot of black eye makeup on. The only time i'm on the dancefloor is when I'm carrying equipment through.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:02 pm

Originally posted by THE JAKER:
Oh man! Vicious!!!

LOL

Hey Mr. Sleep I didn't know they had South Park in Wales!

Cheeky

I am taking a night class (snore) in business law (snore) to further my career as a accountant (snore) and my teacher sounds JUST LIKE MR. MACKEY, mmm-kay? He says "Now if I have a pool, mmmkay, and someone is drowning in the pool, mmmkay, and I don't do anything to save them, mmmkay, they can't sue me, but if I jump in mmmkay, and try to save them, mmkay, and I dislocate their arm mmmkay, then they can sue...." Every time he says it I have to restrain myself from ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Ever seen a movie called office space, Gary Cole acts as this management type, he is like Mr Mackies brother, almost the exact same mannerisms, very funny

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:08 pm

Originally posted by THE JAKER:
Hey Mr. Sleep I didn't know they had South Park in Wales

ROFLMAO

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:10 pm

I saw Office Space in the theatres once, haven't gotten a chance to see it again. It is very funny - kindof a disjointed movie but so many hilarious bits and moments. I love all the stuff with Jennifer Aniston and Mike Judge at the theme restaurant. Also one of the funniest things ever - the guy who lives on the other side of the wall and ocasionally joins in the conversation.

Also, everytime my stapler jams, or my fax machine screws up, I laugh.

Sleep did you see that movie "Twin Town" - it was set in Wales; I really liked it.

Anyway I am demonstrating something I am very talented at: spamming and talking about movies while I should be working, and here I am in the "worst talents" thread.

Bad Jaker, Bad Jaker!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:20 pm

Originally posted by THE JAKER:
I saw Office Space in the theatres once, haven't gotten a chance to see it again. It is very funny - kindof a disjointed movie but so many hilarious bits and moments. I love all the stuff with Jennifer Aniston and Mike Judge at the theme restaurant. Also one of the funniest things ever - the guy who lives on the other side of the wall and ocasionally joins in the conversation.

Finally someone has seen it,

"Check out Channel Nine Dude!"

"It's not that i am lazy Bob, It's that i just don't care"

I have always wanted to interject that into a conversation

Also, everytime my stapler jams, or my fax machine screws up, I laugh.

"PC Load Letter, what the **** is PC load Letter" LOL

Sleep did you see that movie "Twin Town" - it was set in Wales; I really liked it.

Yep, decent film, they had some good bad guys in it as well, fantastic ending also

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:28 pm

I also saw Office Space and LOL! But I was creeped out by how closely the management structure resembled the management where I work....

I am fortunate to work in one of our offices that don't have cubicles, but many of our corporate offices do *shudder* I liked the requirement to have 15 pieces of "Flare" on at the theme restaurant, and Aniston had no idea what any of them meant!