1. I'm the worst cook in the Northen Hemishere - I couldn't cook anything edible if my life depended on it When I was single, I was the only reason my local pizzeria/restaurant didn't go bankrupt
2. Face memory - I've already told most of you about my non existing face memory. A reliable source of social embarrasment
3. Keeping order - I seldom remember both my wallet and my keys when I leave home. I can't keep any order in my papers, they are constantly creating sediment layers worthy of Gwalchmai's interest. I'm also terribly abscent minded - I sometimes pass my own house on my way home, so I have to return a block or two.
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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Geography as previously stated is my one true failing I just have no idea where anywhere is, i have been to many places, but aligning their names with where they are is nigh on impossible.
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
Anything carpentry/home repair related. I always by default seem to choose the path of most resistance for getting mechanical tasks done. I don't know why. You'd think once in a while, I could select a simple way to get the job done. I've amazed some people with my means for getting a mechanical task done. They just stare at me and say, "You did what?"
It's ok though, I've got friends good at carpentry who are so too scared of their computer to defrag it. Home repair for computer repair is a good trade off and there is always a fine drink involved in the transaction.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
Dancing, painting, singing, anything that requries natural style and poise i can't do!
Plus i can't remember my relatives names or faces.
Get a real scolding during holidays, when i ask who is that?
*points to the old lady*
Your grandma replies my sis!
"D'oh"!
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
I'm not very good at intimate physical contact with beautiful, intelligent women who name themselves after nematodes. I could use more practice - much more!
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>Plus i can't remember my relatives names or faces.
Get a real scolding during holidays, when i ask who is that?
*points to the old lady*
Your grandma replies my sis!
"D'oh"! </STRONG>
Finally, it seems I've met someone with as lousy face memory as myself
posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>I'm not very good at intimate physical contact with beautiful, intelligent women who name themselves after nematodes. I could use more practice - much more!
</STRONG>
LOL You are absolutely right - some practise is required here
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>...spamming. </STRONG>
Know what you mean
@Weasel: Know what you mean too, although not really antisocial, rather sociophobic
I'm also no good at explaining stuff - I either get too complex or too simplified. Most of the time, I get into far too much detail and lose track of the actual purpose of the explanation.
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations David Friedman
i wish i could share that optimism... sure it is very fine for a while but then in the end some simple rules of life always seems to interfer with your happiness, like the need to buy food for example
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
When I was single, I was the only reason my local pizzeria/restaurant didn't go bankrupt 
