The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Map on eBay Isn't Us

Thanks to a tipster on Twitter, we've been alerted to the fact that some shady fellow is selling printed copies of our freely available Skyrim map over on eBay. Just to be clear - this isn't our account, we're not selling anything, and we have no idea who this person is. Anyway, I sent him a friendly message asking him to please take the item down last night, but unfortunately his response doesn't seem to indicate that he has any interest in cooperating:
Go ahead and have your lawyer contact me to provide documentation on all your copyrights pertaining to this document.
To date, he's sold 35 of them at $15 a pop, so I guess we (and Bethesda) have helped someone raise several hundred dollars so they they can continue to maintain whatever illicit habits they're currently supporting. You know, it wouldn't get under my skin nearly as much if the guy was at least printing it on some high quality Ultima-style cloth or something.

In any event, if you've been considering such a purchase, I'd like to kindly ask that you do not feed this troll and go print your own from our Skyrim subsite. Thank you.