The Mojave Wasteland Classifieds

If you're in need of a little comedy this evening, you may want to check out these hilarious Mojave Classified ads over at Something Awful. Some experience with Fallout: New Vegas is required:
ROBOT WANTED to be my friend and maybe a little more. OK, a lot more. Robot, Im gonna do things to you that no amount of reprogramming will...

HELP NEEDED: On a dare I put my favorite hat on a sleeping deathclaw. Now it's awake and wearing my hat and I can't get near it without being torn asunder. Mister, if you get me my hat back, you can have 20 caps plus the hat, because you'll have earned it by then! Contact Smitty in Sloan.