When I was in grade 10, I joined the highschool wrestling team on a whim. In one wrestling tournament that year, I wrestled six times and won five of my matches, placing third overall.
I can't remember feeling more exhausted and exhilarated than when the referee slapped the mat, indicating a pin on my final opponent.
I still got the trophy. I take it with me wherever I go. I know, I know. 3rd place is twice removed from first, but man! Never have I worked harder for anything in my life!
Greatest Personal Achievement: Snorting milk through my nose and squirting it out of my eye, all while burping the alphabet!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Greatest Personal Achievement: Snorting milk through my nose and squirting it out of my eye, all while burping the alphabet!
Originally posted by EMINEM:
<STRONG>C'mon V, you can do better than that.</STRONG>
Hmmm... what you want me to burp whole words?
Ok ok
More Serious Greatest Personal Achievement:
Climbing a 100+ metre (around 300 feet) rock face. It is the biggest sheer rock face that I've climbed and when I had reached the top and looked down it was probably one of the greatest moments of my life.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
