Joke of the day

[Bloodstalker]

This guy sees an ad for a weight loss program on tv. It guarrantees results, or your money back PLUS $100 for your time.

He calls and asks about the conditions, thinking there has to be a catch. The man tells him to try his program, and if he doesn't lose 10lbs in 3 hours, he get his money back and the hundred bucks.

the guy goes down the next day, thinking he'll make an easy hundred. So the put him in an open arena, and this girlcomes out, well endowed and skimpily dressed, with a sign on her back that say, "If you catch me, you can do me" Well, the guy chases her for an hour, and lo and behold, he loses ten lbs.
He tells the guy that that wants his money back, it was a rippoff, and there was no way this is gonna work everytime.The guy says well, I'll give you a chance to make your money back, You know what to expect, so try again, and if you can't lose 15 lbs in 2 hours, same deal, your money back, and $100.

The guy says ok, it can't happen again so what the hell. he pays the money and gets back in the arena. This time 2 women come out
nude with signs on their backs, catch us and you can have us. well, 2 hours go by and sure enough the guy runs off another 15 lbs.

well, he's mad now, he thought he was getting a free hundred bucks and he's in the hole. So he tells the guy, let me name my own terms, and I'll bet you can't meet them. The guy says, well ok I am a betting man, name them. the guy says, 30 minutes, 30 lbs, or all my money back plus 500 dollars. The guy asks if he's sure he wants to wager that much, and he insists he does.

The guy gets in the arena and waits. He closes his eyes, saying there in NO woman who can make him lose this bet. Then he hears the door open, and a loud roar fill the arena. he turns around to see the biggest Grizzely bear he has ever seen comeing toward him. Then he notices the sign on the bears chest......"If I catch you, I'm gonna f*** you"