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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.

He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
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Post by Garcia »

LOL :D
well who can blame him :D


I think we are the only ones in this little forum today Vehemence....oh well let's make the best of it :D
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Post by Vehemence »

It's still early Garcia! :D Besides, most of em are still sleeping ;)

So what do you suggest? Spam raid? :D
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Oy oy sailor boys! I'm 'ere! *LOL* Veh btw :D :D
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Post by Garcia »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>
So what do you suggest? Spam raid? :D </STRONG>
you got it :D

I know that Xandax was out drinkin last night he will proberly be here around 6 p.m. :D
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Post by Edwin »

@Vehemence: LOL...really good ;)
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I have nothing salient to contribute to this topic, I just wanted to make my presence known. ;) :cool:

This pointless spam has been brought to you by Kayless
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Post by Vehemence »

Spam is never pointless, Kayless. :D

Hmmm... so we have ourselves a little spam raid party! :D I suggest we go for a full force approach and apply our spamming to each and every topic in a six mile radius! :D

Either that or we send Nippy out to get some some Hamburgers ;) :D
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Post by Kayless »

Why not have him get Spamburgers instead? :p
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Post by Vehemence »

We'll have a vote:

Reply once if you want a hamburger.

Reply four thousand six hundred and twenty two times if you want a spam burger ;) :p
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Post by Kayless »

Owch. By the time people reach four thousand six hundred and twenty two posts for Spamburgers they'll have already starved to death! :eek: :D
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My point exactly, Kayless :)

Hamburgers it is then ;) :D
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Oi! I'm not getting no spamburgers! Especially the ones that are full of juicy, delicious spammmmmmm...... Ok, I'll be back in a second! :D :D :p
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*yells to nippy as he runs out the door* Can I get fries with that?!! :D
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Post by Weasel »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
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Reply four thousand six hundred and twenty two times if you want a spam burger ;) :p </STRONG>
1 Reply times four thousand six hundred and twenty two = four thousand six hundred and twenty two

Spamburger here :D :D
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I have 5 juicy, delicious SPAMburgers, 5 SPAMshakes and 8 SPAMfries.

OMG! I just realised, I have joined the spammage side! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :D :D :D ;)
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Post by Kayless »

Quite an extensive menu they have here. There's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Yum :D :D :D
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OMG! Do you think we are SPAMMING?!
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>I have 5 juicy, delicious SPAMburgers, 5 SPAMshakes and 8 SPAMfries.</STRONG>
That better be large fries! :D
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>OMG! Do you think we are SPAMMING?!</STRONG>
*stuffs some more fries into his mouth*

Eating, Nippy, it's called eating ;) :D
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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