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Holmes and Watson

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Holmes and Watson

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Taking a well-earned break from the detective business, Sherlock Holmes and Watson were on a camping/hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.

Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"

"Well, I see thousands of stars."

"And what does that mean to you?"

"Well, I suppose it means that of all the planets and suns and moons in the universe, that we are truly the one most blessed with the reason to deduce theorems to make our way in this world of criminal enterprises and blind greed. It means that we are truly small in the eyes of God but struggle each day to be worthy of the senses and spirit we have been blessed with. And, I suppose, at the very least, in the meteorological sense, it means that it is most likely that we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"

"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
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LOL Veh, very good! :D :D
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*LOL* @V. - good one :D
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Post by Garcia »

Elementary dear Vehemence :D
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Garcia:
<STRONG>Elementary dear Vehemence :D </STRONG>
Sedimentary my dear prevailance :D
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Post by Aegis »

So much for Sherlocks intuitivness I suppose...

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