Ah, Oblivion. How I dislike thee. Canst thou comprehend the reasons?
Thou takest longer to load than the Windows XP Operating System.
Thou takest almost as long to load new scenes.
Thou requirest me to click the mouse for each weapon stroke or block. For some strokes, thou requires me to coordinate this with pressing a button on the keyboard.
Thou makest it hard to buy potions due to a scarcity of alchemists and mages that sell them.
Thou movest the trainers around and in and out of the guild halls making them hard to find.
Thou freezes when loading new scenes and in the midst of combat most mortal.
How much will I miss thee? Not even a little bit. And I do regret purchasing thee. Now, where did I put that Morrowind disc?
A Short Poem to Oblivion
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Siberys
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And your point is? If you don't like how a game plays and don't have the hardware specifications, that's not bethesda's problem and it certainly isn't "in the right" of you to create a 'poem' in such a condescending and demeaning manner.
Listen up maggots, Mr. Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order.
It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo.
~Mr. Popo, Dragonball Z Abridged
It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo.
~Mr. Popo, Dragonball Z Abridged
Say Nice Poem there, but wouldnt your time be better spent getting to proper Hardware for your PC to play the game instead of complaining that it doesnt work with YOUR computer? Its gotta be your computer because I have never had loading problems nor has the game froze on me. This game has got its problems I will admit. But most of what your complaining about seems to be that you just need to fix your PC and it would work fine.
I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other gods you will understand why I dismiss yours.
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We already have a single thread about how well each of likes or dislikes Oblivion. If everybody used a separate thread for their own views, we'd have dozens of pro- and anti-Oblivion threads to no point. Please find that thread, using our Advanced Search function (at the top right) and use it.
This thread is closed.
This thread is closed.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.