The Gull's Roost Tavern and Inn

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:21 am

Imagine you have been ambling along a beach for the better part of the day. The raucous crying of gulls and the crash of surf upon cliffs resonates within your ears, while the tang of ocean brine fills your lungs with each breath.

The sun is bright and the wind, blowing in from the west, is invigorating. All of a sudden you see a structure in the distance. As you come closer, you note that it is surprisingly large. Weathered clapboard gives the building a slightly distressed look, but the sign you see above the door looks warm and inviting.

Welcome to the Gull's Roost Tavern, a meeting ground for old sailors, restless spirits and thirsty wanderers

You remember that you are indeed thirsty, and perhaps a little hungry as well. Inspired by the sudden image of your favourite beverage and a plate of food you push open the solid wooden door. As your eyes adjust to the dimmed light you can see a long oaken bar behind which reside rows of gleaming bottles. Ceramic handles indicate a large selection of ales on tap, while the scent of home-cooked food wafts from the kitchen. A band is setting up in one corner of the tavern, and a passing serving wench carrying a tray piled high with food and frothing mugs of ale draws your attention to the extensive menu.
Patrons occasionally wander in and out. It is not bustling, but there is a lively feel to the air.

You find a table and sit down.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:55 am

Some might think people alcoholics if they ever find this board

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:59 am

Xandax wrote:Some might think people alcoholics if they ever find this board

Well.... I did say "favourite beverage." I mean, technically, that could also mean organic fruit juices or a nice glass of soy milk

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:03 pm

dragon wench wrote:Well.... I did say "favourite beverage." I mean, technically, that could also mean organic fruit juices or a nice glass of soy milk

perhaps in some alternate universe ..... or an alternate to an alternate universe. But nobody would belive that in this :laugh:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:25 pm

Xandax wrote: perhaps in some alternate universe ..... or an alternate to an alternate universe. But nobody would belive that in this :laugh:

Hmmm... Though I suppose it could also be fairly said that many of the people who indulge in organic fruit juices and soy milk already inhabit an alternate universe of their own to begin with

(well, at least those around the Hippy Coast anyway

)

mr_sir · Post by **mr_sir** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:04 pm

dragon wench wrote:Well.... I did say "favourite beverage." I mean, technically, that could also mean organic fruit juices or a nice glass of soy milk

Do people actually drink soy milk for fun? I used to have to drink it as a kid and its disgusting :speech:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:10 pm

mr_sir wrote:Do people actually drink soy milk for fun? I used to have to drink it as a kid and its disgusting :speech:

Yes, they do

At least along the West Coast of North America anyway. It all stems from the hippy culture of the 60s and 70s.
Actually, I've had the stuff, and it really varies in taste and quality. Some of it *is* godawful, practically to the point of sending you to the porcelain alter. But, I've also tried brands that are surprisingly good. I hate the taste of cow's milk, so consequently I've attempted many of the alternatives.

Still... the health food nuts take it to a real extreme. It's not uncommon while standing in a lineup to get a coffee to hear, "Could I please have a decaf, no-fat, no foam, soy latte."
*shudder* I mean really... why bother?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:27 pm

The point is, of course, to make you feel guilty about your own choice of drink

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:29 pm

dragon wench wrote: Welcome to the Gull's Roost Tavern, a meeting ground for old sailors, restless spirits and thirsty wanderers

How welcoming!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:33 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:The point is, of course, to make you feel guilty about your own choice of drink

You do have a point there actually

Many of these people tend to be a bit on the self-rightious side. These are often the same individuals who join PETA and consider themselves at the vanguard of a new age

@Greg,
well I thought you'd like that, knowing your fondness for grizzled seafarers and all. Indeed, come to think of it, I probably had you in mind

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:28 pm

Greg. wrote:How welcoming!

By the use of bold lettering, and pointing out of key words there, one could on deduce that you are, in fact, overjoyed by the company you will gain by coming here. One can only feel love and joy for having made you happy. Perhaps, after you have met the sailor of your dreams, you will send DW a nice gift basket of muffins, or some form of Hippy health food, in appreciation...

SLAP

For good measure...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:46 pm

ROFL!

And btw Greg, make sure those are flaxseed muffins. That shouldn't be a problem for you since I'm sure there are no shortage of organic ingredients in your particular location.

mr_sir · Post by **mr_sir** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:14 pm

dragon wench wrote:Still... the health food nuts take it to a real extreme. It's not uncommon while standing in a lineup to get a coffee to hear, "Could I please have a decaf, no-fat, no foam, soy latte."
*shudder* I mean really... why bother?

I must be the opposite to the health food fanatics then as I always order the least healthy drink possible if I go out for a coffee - why have something I could make at home when I could have something fancy

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:56 pm

dragon wench wrote:Imagine you have been ambling along a beach for the better part of the day.

Can I bring my kids in here? 'Cause if I've been ambling on a beach all day, you can be sure that the kids have been nipping at my heels most of that time saying, "I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. Can I have some water? Can we have a snack? My feet are tired. When can we go back? Can we go swimming yet? I'm still hungry! ....."

So do you serve juice boxes and corn dogs here?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:59 pm

Gwalchmai wrote:Can I bring my kids in here? 'Cause if I've been ambling on a beach all day, you can be sure that the kids have been nipping at my heels most of that time saying, "I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. Can I have some water? Can we have a snack? My feet are tired. When can we go back? Can we go swimming yet? I'm still hungry! ....."

So do you serve juice boxes and corn dogs here?

Of course!

All ages welcome!
As long as they don't come up to the bar asking for a pint though, I don't want to be arrested for serving minors

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:23 pm

Gwalchmai wrote:Can I bring my kids in here? 'Cause if I've been ambling on a beach all day, you can be sure that the kids have been nipping at my heels most of that time saying, "I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. Can I have some water? Can we have a snack? My feet are tired. When can we go back? Can we go swimming yet? I'm still hungry! ....."
<snip>

Sure - 5 drink minimum though for them. Which is why the place is so popular amongst families

[Generic] · Post by **[Generic]** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:24 am

Drinks? Sounds good to me!

I'll have some orange juice, please!

What? What? Is it something I said?

I happen to like orange juice. Is that so wrong?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:55 am

Generic wrote:I'll have some orange juice, please!

Is orange juice a beverage?

I don't think it is.

dragon wench wrote: Welcome to the Gull's Roost Tavern, a meeting ground for old sailors, restless spirits and thirsty wanderers

Whoops. Looks like I came to the wrong place. Says its for old sailors, restless spirits and thirsty wanderers. Since I fit none of the above as my avatar is that of a soldier (World War 2), I think I'll just move along.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:32 pm

DesR85 wrote: Whoops. Looks like I came to the wrong place. Says its for old sailors, restless spirits and thirsty wanderers. Since I fit none of the above as my avatar is that of a soldier (World War 2), I think I'll just move along.

Well, I'm old but no sailer. Restless but no spirit and thirsty but not a wanderer...... I'm still around though

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:40 pm

lol!

I define "beverage" by any substance one can drink... Er... on second thought, I'd better clarify...

So, for example, fruit juices, water, tea, coffee, sodas, alcohol etc. are *all* beverages in my books

[QUOTE=Des]Whoops. Looks like I came to the wrong place. Says its for old sailors, restless spirits and thirsty wanderers. Since I fit none of the above as my avatar is that of a soldier (World War 2), I think I'll just move along.[/QUOTE]

Hey, I was trying to be atmospheric, I'm a closet frustrated writer wannabee. Please allow me some poetic licence at least

[QUOTE=Xandax]Well, I'm old but no sailer. Restless but no spirit and thirsty but not a wanderer...... I'm still around though[/QUOTE]

See, now that's the spirit!