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Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:56 am

I am a homeless spammer.

After reaching my paper box, I'm sleeping under a cold bridge. I can hear the water passing in the river nearby.

Help me warm my night.

Help me... feed me with spam, and company.

Masa · Post by **Masa** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:02 am

So many places to spam... am I in heaven?

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:11 am

There is more than enough spam to go around......

Is the martini bar open?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:13 am

Masa wrote:So many places to spam... am I in heaven?

Is heaven cold? Can you lend me a blanquet?

@Juni - No martini. Only poor quality vodka mixed with sodapop. Want some?

Masa · Post by **Masa** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:16 am

Nah, take this it'll keep you warm. *hand luis a bottle of scotch*

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:22 am

Luis Antonio wrote:Is heaven cold? Can you lend me a blanquet?

@Juni - No martini. Only poor quality vodka mixed with sodapop. Want some?

It would be rude to refuse a drink from a most gracious host....*cough* gulp*

*gack* Tasty :laugh:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:55 am

Luis Antonio wrote:I am a homeless spammer.

After reaching my paper box, I'm sleeping under a cold bridge. I can hear the water passing in the river nearby.

Help me warm my night.

Help me... feed me with spam, and company.

*reads post, shakes head, reads post again*

Well, I suppose I acould be civil....

*Sets paper box on fire and walks off humming a happy tune*

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:01 am

Bloodstalker wrote:*reads post, shakes head, reads post again*

Well, I suppose I acould be civil....

*Sets paper box on fire and walks off humming a happy tune*

It's too hot for bonfire, I think.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:07 am

Hello Minerva

Glad to see you again. Hope things are well. And it's never too hot for bonfires, or any other kind of arsen.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:14 am

Bloodstalker wrote:Hello Minerva Glad to see you again. Hope things are well. And it's never too hot for bonfires, or any other kind of arsen.

Hello, BS.

Well, I guess not as long as you walk straight away... or have a barrel of cold beer with you.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:26 am

Well, who would stick around with a building on fire? Even if it is a paper box. That's just dangerous.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:35 am

Pft.... What the heck is the point of playing on servers where the DM favoures Paladins, monks and clerics and give them everything on a silver platter?

My druid have no physical immunites while those bloody monks are immune to everthing except divine. ARGH!

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:43 am

Good Afternoon everyone

I hear the SS shut down

I wasn't even in there for more than two months.

But, eh, how is everyone here?

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:21 am

I like the new av DM. It's much more sedate than the old one.

All threads above 1,500 posts got closed, but nothing to stop us from continued spamming elsewhere.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:31 am

Welcome be thee, homeless. I was once a Heathen, but the symbol of my faith lies now closed forever in the nasty places of the doomland. Forgotten in the database, not yet to be remembered except perhaps as a form of comparison between the times that are and that times that were. I'm afraid now I dont have much except perhaps my wisdom to share...

I'm now gathering members for the Homeless group too.

@Bloodstalker: Your punishment to me bring me great joy. Oh great Ilmater, we must suffer for your glory! I will, BS, send you some wild bunnies in return for that favour, as I know you're Ilmaterian as well.

@Minerva: Oh, no barrel of cold beer. Hot beer. We must suffer. We're homeless. We must cry and beg for our status improvements.

@Fib: learn the path of the druid: Transform yoursel in a shambling bear and go rest in the wild! Thine is the chance to proove yourself a homeless!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:40 am

You're giving out wild bunnies? Shame on ye!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:43 am

Ravager wrote:You're giving out wild bunnies? Shame on ye!

Shut your pie hole. One must learn and change, as the great James Randi said. Nothing is true until he tested it and said it can only be wrong!

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:44 am

Luis Antonio wrote:
@Fib: learn the path of the druid: Transform yoursel in a shambling bear and go rest in the wild! Thine is the chance to proove yourself a homeless!

Bah... The bears only get owned by everything. That server is biased towards good (since the DM is a christian

)

Yet I continue to play.

Homeless it is!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:45 am

Randi? Randi like a bunn-ay? Yeah, he should be on our side...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:55 am

Ravager wrote:Randi? Randi like a bunn-ay? Yeah, he should be on our side...

Randi doesnt jump!!!

Maybe we should contact the UN to know how to handle the enemies of the Fiberfar. Hm... UN... Hm...

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