professional help. (spam on the side)

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:50 am

ok so i need help guys. professional help. i got problems, in my head. so tell me whats wrong with me and what i could do to fix it. no body mutilations please. other than that i'm desperate! hit me!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:59 am

Lasher....my initial response, is of course, that you are serious....but, there is not alot of information to go on here.....

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:03 am

nope not serious have fun. come up with somethin. someone told me to seek help and you guys are the smartest i know

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:03 am

Lasher,
there are one or two people who sometimes frequent SYM that may be able to help you... But the rest of us would be way out of our depths.

Also, as Juni said, you haven't provided too many details...

Regardless though, I think nearly any professional therapist will tell you that distance diagnosis is not just impossible..but dangerous.. You need to see somebody in person Lasher.

And if you aren't serious...
this isn't really a joking matter IMO..

EDIT,
disregard all but my last point. And to add, jokes about mental illness aren't terribly funny..

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:05 am

@ DW idk i think it could be fun. no offence meant or anthing

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:06 am

If you need help, go here:
[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/c-elegans-couch-17516.html?highlight=CE%27s+couch"]http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/c-elegans-couch-17516.html?highlight=CE%27s+couch[/url]

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:12 am

Who said that therapy was the only profession? I'm a mechanical engineer (but not licensed as a Professional Engineer, since ME's are too smart to need it); why couldn't I provide some mechaincal design as professional help?

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:33 am

@ darzog please do
@ phreddie i'm deathly afraid of couches

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:03 am

Sorry, Lasher. I have read your sig. It is too late for you, I am sorry to say

:laugh:

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:08 am

Would something like this help you out?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:11 am

Hmmm. A padded cell is more traditional but I like the fact it is portable

Does the medication go in the slots?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:18 am

Fiona wrote:Hmmm. A padded cell is more traditional but I like the fact it is portable Does the medication go in the slots?

Heh! this reminds me of my children days... OOps!

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:21 am

The reason I offered this is because it's so multi-functional. You can store things in the slots if you turn it upside down, use it as a table, set it on your lap and eat off it, use it as a paper weight or if nothing else is working flail about you mightily with a hunk of Aluminum (Aluminium for you islanders).

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:42 am

@ Fiona i'm kinda scared of adding any more medication to the list i'm taking but if you say so...
@ Luis wow what a weirdo
oh yeah... paperwaights are awesome

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:46 am

Put one of your feet in a bucket of water while the other is on hot coals, and put your hands into a pile of dirt and breathe in and out.

The balance of elements should sort you right out.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:49 am

@ damuna
what about darkness and and horses??

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:50 am

Lasher wrote:@ damuna
what about darkness and and horses??

Making love to a horse in the dark is never a good idea.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:55 am

Damuna_Nova wrote:Making love to a horse in the dark is never a good idea.

Yes....listen to the expert.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:43 pm

ravager you gotta help me these crazies havent helped too much. damuna's suggestion was ok didnt work too well though. hard to find the hole hehe

help me!

shana · Post by **shana** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:57 pm

Perhaps you just need some Advil??