Poll: Who do you think would be the hottest in.....?

Azeroth · Post by **Azeroth** » Wed Jan 10, 2001 10:14 pm

As far as I know this one hasn't been posted yet so here's the question. Who do you all think would be the best "bedroom partner?" Any male or female NPC's are game. My personal choice is Viconia.

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Wed Jan 10, 2001 10:23 pm

Viconia, she does have a lot of experiance.

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 10, 2001 10:47 pm

Well I knew this topic would pop up.

Viconia. Drakron you did surprise me I figure you would have said Edwina.

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Azeroth · Post by **Azeroth** » Wed Jan 10, 2001 11:22 pm

I bet that Kyrian Darkstar guy thinks Edwina is pretty hot. He seems like that type if you get my drift.

(Kyrian Darkstar is the guy who bashed Ron's shop and his customers.)

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Grimbold the Unlovely · Thu Jan 11, 2001 12:02 am

Viconia *looks* the best, but Jaheira might be an even better lover--if she would just stop talking. Shar-Teel (from BG1) also has potential. Hard as nails on the outside, but what tattoos!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 12:17 am

Originally posted by Azeroth:
I bet that Kyrian Darkstar guy thinks Edwina is pretty hot. He seems like that type if you get my drift.

(Kyrian Darkstar is the guy who bashed Ron's shop and his customers.)

I figure he would think Neb was hotter.

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Azeroth · Post by **Azeroth** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 12:41 am

Regarding Weasels post:

Maybe Korgan would strike his interest. You know what they say not everythings short on a dwarf. But that might make Darkstar feel self conscience so we better not say any more. Heh Heh Heh

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 2:14 am

The answer is pretty obvious I think.....Jaheira of course......

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:22 am

Viconia is hot... hotter... hottest... She is Tracy Lords of Bg2, admit it!!!

Jaheir would be cool for bondage things, S&M - you know the stuff. Bet she is wearing leather underware

And what about The nymphs? Lesbo-nymphs of pleasure? Grunt, gimme that spell, damn you!!!!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:31 am

Imoen would be pretty cool - I mean, not with the protagonist.

Just went through the dream sequences in spellhold again. Her staggered speech is kind of... arousing.

I also find Bodhi strangely alluring. What is it about portraying vampires erotically? Anyone seen Carpenter's Vampires? Or Bram Stoker's Dracula?

Viconia definitely. The dark, wicked ways of the forbidden Drow. Pain & pleasure! Rrrrrrrar!

Jaheira would only do the mish posish.

As for the nymphs? That's a little something for BG3.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:33 am

What, you mean like one at a time?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:39 am

Well, you gotta try them all.

Ubik has already discussed the 'menage a quatre'.

Heh heh, the dirty-bird.

Shmae the girls only get 1 guy. Do you wish you could try Valygar AND Anomen at the same time?

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:41 am

That may not be THAT bad.

No, they really should concider putting in a better male NPC to romance.

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:42 am

Ew! The thought of seeing Anomen in even ONE relationship with ONE other person is horrendous ... regardless of who the other partner is.

I think Vic. would be best ... she claims to have best experience (part of her training?).

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:48 am

Gruntboy and Ubik!!!!Tsk tsk tsk....
Baldur's Gate is supposed to be a rpg and not some porn game!I bet you would have liked some FMV sequences...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:49 am

Viconia has +++++ in horizontal jogging and ++ in 2-handed weapons

'Roleplaying' is not just AD&D. What about French maids outfits. He-hee!

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 8:23 am

Like I said Viconia is the one with most experiance(NPC) why...
Aerie- she is still a virgin(not like madonna)
Jaheira-she is on her late 20, early 30 (check bgI, in there she was recued by a servent during the civil uprising on her home country).
Viconia- 100 years or plus(Drow live to be 600) and she is from Mezabezaran(like drizzt) so...

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 8:30 am

If you like to take the Drow tour, do this:
---fumble with the Nether Scroll like Edwin and have your sex changed to female (hehehe consider what you have to do here on Earth to accomplish the same...)
---visit Adalon to change your appearance to that of a Drow
---visit Menzoberranzan or whatever other drow city: you can have as much lowly but experienced males as you want!!!

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 8:31 am

Viconia has had a 88 year sex-experience??? No wonder she found me "not satisfying"...

Omar, we are not suggesting a porn game. But since sex is a (the most) vital part of our lives, I do not see the reason to let it out of a ROLE PLAYING game.

ROTGDFLMBAO.... Grunt... "Horizontal jogging" ?????

hahahaha

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 8:37 am

ROFLMAO

Jaheira is ineffectual too - her weapon quite often has "no effect".

Maybe Aeirie (shudder) would be best. Nice virgin, tell her exactly what to do. And she's always saying she's "Faster than Chikitah Fastpaws". That could be good.