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Morrowind Jokes

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Ebonwyrm
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Morrowind Jokes

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Here are some Morrowind jokes I've thought up. Some are corny, others are funny.

What do you call an Argonian in a bar?
A lounge lizard.

What's white, hard, and squirming?
A scrib in a pot of boiling water.


Post your own and see how much laughs they get.
Poets know the hearts of Men and Mer
But beasts can't know my heart, you see
This book was written by a bear
It is not a book of poetry.
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Did you hear about the Argonian statue?

It was to scale.



What do you call a pirate lizard?

An Arrrrgonian!
Poets know the hearts of Men and Mer
But beasts can't know my heart, you see
This book was written by a bear
It is not a book of poetry.
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