The level of spam

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:52 am

has dropped? Good thing bad thing or who gives a damn?

Secondly i am very happy that COMM has finally found its place in the hearts of the posters, and they have seen the light the great High COMM Weasel has granted us

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:59 am

CM, the amount of SPAM has been dropped, because more people start eating fresh meat!

SPAM aside, the reason of less spam, so it seems, is because people realised COMM is just load of cr@p.

Happy now?

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:02 am

Actually, not really. I am happy my thread got a post, but its not the post i wanted. So i am actually indifferent

Fresh meat? How dare they? And i thought you all were a bunch of hippie intellectual vegi junkies! This is outrageous. And COMM is not crap. You are just blind

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:36 am

Its time to spam i guess...i think....anybody around me bored....

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:39 am

Originally posted by Minerva
CM, the amount of SPAM has been dropped, because more people start eating fresh meat!

Didn't they stop mass producing Spam a while ago?

Moleman · Post by **Moleman** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:56 am

The level of spam has dropped? Tell that to the people who keep spamming me...

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:58 am

Actually that is weasels plan to take over the wordl. So quiet, we will spam your inbox, we will we will spam you inbox!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 5:34 am

Originally posted by CM
Actually that is weasels plan to take over the wordl. So quiet, we will spam your inbox, we will we will spam you inbox!

Wooooooooh, get her!

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:57 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Didn't they stop mass producing Spam a while ago?

Spam has always been hand crafted tunisia.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 8:22 am

Originally posted by craig
Spam has always been hand crafted tunisia.

Mmm, that seems to be a good idea, except one small point: Tunisia is an Islamic country and SPAM is made of pork.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 11:54 am

@Fas you tea drinking wanker! Spam has not decreased! It's only on vacation!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:02 pm

Spam hasn't decreased, the Vikings just ate it all.

The SPAM Sketch
From the second series of "Monty Python's Flying Circus"
(Spam = Spiced Pork And Ham, a sort of cheap luncheon meat)

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat?bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam pam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in
it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:04 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
@Fas you tea drinking wanker! Spam has not decreased! It's only on vacation!

No, it's back!

@Xan any excuse to pull out the old spam sketch, eh?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:06 pm

Spam has always existed. As long as there are two people on the face of th earth, there will be spam. And as long as those two people possess computers, there will GameBanshee. It stands to reason that there will always be spam on GameBanshee, quot erat demonstratum.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:06 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
No, it's back!

@Xan any excuse to pull out the old spam sketch, eh?

Heck yeah ... still waiting for a chance to pull out the Pet Shop sketch

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:09 pm

Originally posted by fable
And as long as those two people possess computers, there will GameBanshee.

Erm... as long as one of them is Buck Satan.

@Xan funny you should mention that, take a look at this parrot...

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:15 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
@Xan funny you should mention that, take a look at this parrot...

hook, line, and sinker

Naaa. it is to long to waste on such a simplistic lay up, so I'll just submit a small quote

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:18 pm

Tease

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:22 pm

Well - I didn't really want to post here in the first place.

I wanted to be a ... Lumberjack.

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

In case anybodys wondering, Aye - I am in a Monty mood tonight .D

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:27 pm

You're always in a Monty mood.

Nice sig.