The 503rd Puffin Brigade

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:32 pm

President George Bush has stated that not only is he certain that Syria harbors fugitives from the Iraqi senior leadership, but that they also have weapons of mass destruction. He went on to say that a war with Syria, while not yet a forgone conclusion, would be carried out differently than the one with Iraq. In a recent press conference, he stated, “I’ve been reluctant to use them for obvious reasons, but I’ll send in the 503rd if Syria does not cooperate quickly.” Bush is, of course, referring to the infamous Puffin Brigade.
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Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:34 pm

With pants on?

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:36 pm

I am frightened.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:23 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
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Why is he holding what looks like a giant turd in his right hand?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:35 pm

Re: Re: The 503rd Puffin Brigade

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Why is he holding what looks like a giant turd in his right hand?

I'm pretty sure that is military issue lubricant. The man in the photo is General Gruntmoremann.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:44 pm

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Originally posted by Waverly
I'm pretty sure that is military issue lubricant. The man in the photo is General Gruntmoremann.

Understood. It must be top secret material. The military mind is a complex morass, isn't it?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:37 pm

E gadd, the man is obsessed by my physique.

He's jealous. Luckily Enchantress can confirm my sexfulness, without puffins.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:46 pm

...And his left hand appears to be creeping down towards his groin!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:13 pm

Syria is finished. Next week: Kansas.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:53 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Syria is finished. Next week: Kansas.

You sure you want Kansas? It's a dry state. 3.2% beer only.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 6:15 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
You sure you want Kansas? It's a dry state. 3.2% beer only.

Agh!!

My ears burn!

Voo, please, for the love of God - never utter those words in my presence again!! Consider substituting the phrase: "Vile swill of the peasants" instead - it expresses the concept quite nicely.

Thank you!

Peace.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:47 pm

That means that General Fouldwimmerlaikken...

...is General Gruntmoremann's XO?

I thought that the Puffin belonged to the Foul One...

...then again, they could be sharing puffins anyway...

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 6:13 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
E gadd, the man is obsessed by my physique.

He's jealous. Luckily Enchantress can confirm my sexfulness, without puffins.

Grunty is very sexful - this I can confirm but I didn't notice any birds in his boudoir other than myself. A few fluffy toy dogs but no birds. Several cups of tea, as well.

However, I can confirm that eventually Grunty himself did some puffin' as the evening wore on but that's another story entirely.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:55 am

Gee-willikers!!!

Precisiely Voo, what better reason to destroy the dictatorship of Kansas - liberate the people and hand out Guinness from the back of Humvees.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:24 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Grunty is very sexful - this I can confirm but I didn't notice any birds in his boudoir other than myself. A few fluffy toy dogs but no birds. Several cups of tea, as well.

However, I can confirm that eventually Grunty himself did some puffin' as the evening wore on but that's another story entirely.

At one time I figured no one could top Ubik ......I admit to being wrong.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:51 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
Grunty is very sexful - this I can confirm but I didn't notice any birds in his boudoir other than myself. A few fluffy toy dogs but no birds. Several cups of tea, as well.

However, I can confirm that eventually Grunty himself did some puffin' as the evening wore on but that's another story entirely.

Hun, whatever he has on you, I can help. You needn’t give up hope. Don’t say anything, just blink twice if are need of rescue.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:06 pm

You're assuming she wants to be rescued.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:13 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
At one time I figured no one could top Ubik ......I admit to being wrong.

Dial "U" for Ubik

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:25 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy
You're assuming she wants to be rescued.

What’s that? She’s blinking Morse code.
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Hotsage? Is that some sort of spice? My apologies, Grunt, all appear to be well.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:33 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
What’s that? She’s blinking Morse code.
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Hotsage? Is that some sort of spice? My apologies, Grunt, all appear to be well.

I am not blinking - my eyes are closed and I am making strange murmuring puffin' noises.

Er, no - I don't need rescuing. Hell, I can enchant my way out of unsavoury situations! Waverly, you just want to watch us, you pervy pervy perve.