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VoodooDali = Nicole Beaver

Female Porn Star Name

Male Porn Star Name
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Max ****

The *'s replace a portian of the male anatomy.

My real name's is...

Peter "The Rabbit" Richards
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With my real name, I get Tod Dong.

For Zelgadis, I get Rodger ****.
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Taco Magus = Don Dong :confused:
Real Name = **** "Oscar" Myer
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My real name = Betty Swallow :rolleyes:
Dragon Wench = Kat Booty :D

I like the latter one, it sounds vaguely like a pirate's name :D
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Real name = "Tod "The Stallion" Barbareno"
The Z = "Tod Rod"

Y'all ken kall meh da Stallion fer naw own.... ;)
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Real name = Johnson "Streach" Johnson
The old SYM username = Luie "The ****" McMillen

EDIT - Thats the bad f-word in case anyone is interested :rolleyes:
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Post by Baldursgate Fan »

Arbiter! Arbiter! This is too much!

I have got the crappiest porn name of all:

BG Fan = Jay "The Toung" Mcfarland

Guess I am not cut out for the entertainment industry. ;)
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Post by Ode to a Grasshopper »

GB name: Albert "The Tripod" Jeremy
Real name: Ron Ram Rod :D

I was hoping for "Max Thrust" though...
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They like to call me Mr. LickMyPop :D
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Lol.... :D

Real name = Jay Long

Karembeu = Jimmy D*ck
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Kayless: Ron Thick
Real Name: Tod "Backdoor" Lee

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Real name = Ron "Oscar" Myer
Rob-hin = Luie KY :confused:
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Real Name: Peter "The Driller" Fulp
CM: Willie "The Creamer" Steamer

Either way i sound like a perverted Coffee ingredient :D
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askal= Johnson XXX
real first name= Todd "the ****" (rhymes with duck) Mcmillen
full name= Ron Cox
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Bloodmist = Tod Dong
Real name = Ron "The Plumber" Hawk


Yaaaay :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Rob-hin
Rob-hin = Luie KY :confused:


*ahem*

KY jelly is a lubricant.
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Post by Kayless »

You would know. :rolleyes: :D
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Post by Rob-hin »

LOL :D

Are you into this kind of stuff or what? :p
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Post by Locke Da'averan »

real name= Tod XXX
gb name= Johnson "Fingers" Vega :D :D
i was hoping for mean lean s*x machine :p :rolleyes:
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