Ideas for celebrity

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 7:55 am

I heard a rather amusing quote the other night on celebrity. It goes a little something like this.

Celebrities need a dose of real life once in a while. They should get all the celebrities they can fit in a bus, take them to Bristol for a weekend and whoever gets out alive can stay a celebrity.

Any better ideas for celebrities, there is an award in store for anyone with a better idea

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 8:21 am

No, I think your quote from another source is really good, @sleep. Except that it's quite possible Bristol wouldn't survive the onslaught of money- and power-buffered idiots, rather than the other way around.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 8:29 am

The experience needs to be more "challenging".

Dress 'em up in T-shirts inscribed "Scotsmen are wankers" and drop 'em off in the Gorbals.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 8:37 am

Drop them in Vesuvius...

Then walk away.

What sick puppy would want to give them a chance to survive?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 8:48 am

How about...

...taking them to the Amazon jungle thinking that they are legitimate contestants of Survivor, Celebrity Edition.

They are told that there are cameras hidden, but in fact there are none.

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 8:53 am

Send them to Weasel´s lovepad for a month making him take care of them .

Silur · Post by **Silur** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:00 am

Well, we cant chain them up at the bottom of the ocean, since with all the lawyers destined to go there, there's going to be floods all over the planet.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 12:08 pm

Nasa launches a multi billion dollar plan to send celebrities to Mars, funded by celebrities. Funding conviently runs out mid trip, making the possibility of the return trip unlikely.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 12:25 pm

Re: How about...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...taking them to the Amazon jungle thinking that they are legitimate contestants of Survivor, Celebrity Edition.

They are told that there are cameras hidden, but in fact there are none.

Drop them in a jungle ? Too cozy ! Perhaps desert or somewhere like Survivor : Africa will make it better............I can imagine some of them start sweating thirstily and whisper : "Room Service ! Room Service !"

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 3:13 pm

Celebrity Deathmatch....except that the winner is brought into a special room that supposedly is "Nirvana". The room is actually a gas chamber which is powered by sumo wrestlers' stool.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 3:42 pm

Oi! What's the matter with Bristol? I've been here for 2 weeks now and I've only staggered home drunk...*counts* *runs out of fingers*

Speaking of (celebrities), I saw that black paramedic woman from Casualty in the offie today...the weirdly named one, Hope or Charity or Harmony or something else they might have named the substitute Angels on Captain Scarlet

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 5:47 pm

Sleep, I believe you may have hit upon a possible cure for all the ills of the world.

Select a room - preferably one reinforced to withstand a tumult from within - and place all of the celebrities inside. Then, round up all of the lawyers and place them in there as well. Lock the door.

Walk away to the nearest pub, whistling merrily, and conveniently lose the key by accidentally dropping it down a sewer grate along the way. Oh well. Those are the breaks.

Come back the next day with your spare key, and clean up the carnage. Ooooo, I bet it's messy, too.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 10:04 pm

Oh, but my dear friend...

Originally posted by KidD01
Drop them in a jungle ? Too cozy !

...you have no idea how environment-friendly the jungles of Amazon can be with the kind of plants and animals native to that place.