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Here is one for Ode. Soon may he come back (where is he anyway?). Anyway, complete this sentence:

You Know You're a Stoner When...

You start reproducing the Unreal Tournament voice as saying 'Head Toke', 'Double Toke', 'Mooonster Toke', 'Multi-Toke', 'Uuultra Toke', Toking Spree!...etc :D

You have one of those crap lights which we have been informed is called a UFO....

Your reason for buying the school magazine is 'excellent roach material'....

You buy more than one packet of Jamaican-flag Rips at a time....

You attempt to get insects 'licked'.

You have completed Street Fighter II Turbo more than once...
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When....uh...when....what was the question?

*looks at bag of doritos Frogus has*

Dude, you gonna finish those? :D
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Hey, Sensei...

...what's the difference between getting stoned and getting shined? :rolleyes: :confused: :p

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Nothing really, they both involve lighter fluid in some capacity :D
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you know your a stoner when...

you'd rather smoke before then after sex.
Or smoke instead of sex.

Spend your money all in one place.

Give credit to a Grasshopper. :D
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Originally posted by Obsidian
...you'd rather smoke before then after sex.


True.
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...nothing is more hilarious than watching grass grow.

...you have a mental block when trying to remember the word "marijuana".
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...you're not frightened by munchies ...
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Originally posted by Kameleon
...nothing is more hilarious than watching grass grow.
LMAO...The voice of experience speaks, I sense. :cool:
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Originally posted by frogus
Here is one for Ode. Soon may he come back (where is he anyway?).


Yeah, I wondered a lot about that too. And where´s Fas and Weasel?
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Re: Hey, Sensei...
Originally posted by Maharlika
...what's the difference between getting stoned and getting shined? :rolleyes: :confused: :p


Ummm....

Getting stoned : Being thrown lots of stone........Ouch that outta hurt :eek:

Getting shined : Hmmmmm...........I guess this has something to do with those metal polish or shoe polish :rolleyes: :o :D
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Originally posted by frogus
LMAO...The voice of experience speaks, I sense. :cool:
It had been a long day... :D :cool:
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Re: Re: You Know You're a Stoner When...
Originally posted by Jaesha
Yeah, I wondered a lot about that too. And where´s Fas and Weasel?


Weaslo probably busy become a good daddy....he probably staying up late changing dipers nowadays :D
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Re: Re: Hey, Sensei...
Originally posted by KidD01
Ummm....

Getting stoned : Being thrown lots of stone........Ouch that outta hurt :eek:

Getting shined : Hmmmmm...........I guess this has something to do with those metal polish or shoe polish :rolleyes: :o :D


Just a lol to show people that this is funny IMO
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Well hey

You make roughly 1200 bucks a month, have a 300 rent payment with no other bills but still find youself struggling for cash. I mean, I dont know this for sure... and being a drunk doesnt help either but...


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Re: Re: You Know You're a Stoner When...
Originally posted by Jaesha
Yeah, I wondered a lot about that too. And where´s Fas and Weasel?
Fas has been busy in RL. I think he got a new job in a new area so hes been busy with that.

Weasels been around.

Ode is enjoying the summer in Australia.
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You know your a stoner when

You spend more in a month than you did for all of 1980 :D
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Post by Obsidian »

Oh that ode, what a character.

Given his short term memory, he probably forgot which site he was a member of.


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