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Spam and let live pub and a one-headed goat

Spam and let live pub, may I take your order?
We also do out of the house orders, in case you want something in another thread.
Notice that the bottomless barrel of JD seems to be somewhat lost, so our stock is limited. However we have lots of this:
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Since the lack of customers we are now showing the infamous, hideous, one-headed, two-eyed, four-legged singing goat!
Also, the grasshopper wrestling is in the far corner, and horse race bets WILL be taking.
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Well, if someone is going to twist my arm, I guess I'll take a Guiness! ;)
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One Guiness coming up.
BTW Scayde, no male strippers. We do, however I´m guessing there´s ought to be some keen irish lads somewhere... :D
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Post by Tybaltus »

Originally posted by Jaesha
BTW Scayde, no male strippers.
Thank God. :D

Well Jae, you certainly are making an impression. Whats this? Your second bar thread? :cool: Well done, Jae. :cool: I have yet to create a bar thread, and probably never will. :( :D
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Right right

Alright I guess i'll take an order of cheese fry's and one black and tan...

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So erm.... if no male strippers are to be provided does that mean that all you lads will be filling in instead? :eek: Although I'm not sure if that would attract or deter those of the female persuasion! :D :p
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@Ty: Yeah well, someones gotta do it, and I´m not doing so many threads anyway...

DW: No kidding eh? I figured ya´d love this; Image

of course, if ye like it the american way;Image
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What is wrong with a pub?????? :mad: :mad: :mad: Ye don´t have to be so damn americanish all the time, ladies and lads!
Sure this is not some fancy flop hauze with modern furniture, but... this _is_ the way to enjoy beer! C'mon!
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err

This isnt one of this wierd UK pubs were ya serve everything luke warm is it? Cause in that case I'll just sit in the corner and play darts sober ya wierdo's.

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we´ve got everything cold from the tap, you name it! I like dart, although pool will remain my favorite for quite some time...

One beer coming up.
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Post by Scayde »

Originally posted by Jaesha
One Guiness coming up.
BTW Scayde, no male strippers. ... :D


Sorry Jaesha, I just can't get into a party where there are no naked men to ogle.. :p :D ;)

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*flash*

*streak*

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Sometimes

Check out my pic in the second post your pic thread... too lazy to find. Cause If it has to be done.. Well Scayde.... I'll do it. The pants... are comin off!

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I'm gonna need some serious Keiths'.... :D :rolleyes:
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Re: err
Originally posted by RandomThug
This isnt one of this wierd UK pubs were ya serve everything luke warm is it? Cause in that case I'll just sit in the corner and play darts sober ya wierdo's.

Thug


LOL - you want to talk wierd, the man who wants a black and tan!

:p
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Hey!

Damnit Grunt I figured I'd go with the flow, then I remembered the flow tastes horrible...

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I was shocked the first time I saw black and tan (Alexandria, VA IIRC). I was about to scream, "What are you doing to that Guinness!"

:D :D :D
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Post by Tybaltus »

Oh dear goodness........
This thread has turned into an SYMer Streaker thread.... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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No way

There aint no "streaking" involved. Im pants down and standing still with a beer in ma hand. Ladies want a show, what can I say... shirts comin off next.

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Re: No way
Originally posted by RandomThug
There aint no "streaking" involved. Im pants down and standing still with a beer in ma hand. Ladies want a show, what can I say... shirts comin off next.

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Guh....*shudder*
This just aint good. Is this place zoned for this sort of stuff? Someone call the authorities! :eek:
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