Flash Gordon

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 12:59 pm

I may be wrong, but I believe that there is no special place in SYM reserved for Flash Gordon. If I am correct, here is a humble attempt to reconcile an irreconciliable (real word?) situation.

What belongs in here :
- Anecdotes about the rough parts of life which Flash has guided you through.
- Written praise of Flash Gordon (the man.... or the movie)
- Inane Flash Gordon quoting.
- Poor falsetto-laden karaoke attempts at the Queen song.

I hope we can all contribute.

duhm duhm duhm duhm duhm duhm duhm duhm FLASH! ....

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:05 pm

Too much queen?

Queen - Flash

Flash a-ah
Savior of the Universe
Flash
He save everyone of us
Flash
He's a miracle
Flash
King of the impossible

He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every chill-he's a mighty
Flash

Just a man
With a man's courage
Nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No-one but the pure at heart
May find the Golden Grail
.................ah................

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:08 pm

He saved every one of us!!

This Ming is a psycho!

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:11 pm

This is just embarrasing, but who is Flash Gordon?

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:12 pm

For us danes; Flash Gordon = Jens Lyn

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:24 pm

Mmmm, Princess Aura, yum . . .

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:26 pm

Originally posted by Jaesha
This is just embarrasing, but who is Flash Gordon?

I have the same question.

I heard the name here and there, but have no idea who Flash Gordon is.

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:27 pm

Originally posted by Bloodmist
For us danes; Flash Gordon = Jens Lyn

Well if he saved every one of us, he should be called Spam Gordon.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:31 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave
Mmmm, Princess Aura, yum . . .

How surprising that you quickly have this picture.

And yes, mmmmm...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:34 pm

I figured he would've posted a photo of aura in that hot one piece red spandex get up she wears through most of the movie.

He hoarding all the dale arden photos for himself.

"Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth."

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:46 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
"Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth."

LMAO!! re - Aura....mmmmmm

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@Minerva and Jaesha, shame on you!

Cheers Bloodmist

I always wondered what this verse was:

'He save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every chill-he's a mighty
Flash'

When singing the song, that bit always just turns into

'Uhmmmm-ummm mumm
Mmummhhmm every man every woman every child
Mmuumanuhmm Flash!'

and to keep you all happy:

'C|ytus, I'm bored'

'What do you mean "Flash Gordon approaching"?'

'Look, water is coming out of her eyes!'
'It's what they call 'tears'. It is a sign of weakness'

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:52 pm

Death is certain but only after tortured madness.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:53 pm

Right - I have decided to add a new feature to this thread - A section for people to cut and paste SYMers faces onto the bodies of the Flash cast, and for hilarity to ensue

However, female SYMers must at least be informed before they are transposed onto Dale, and therefore turned into the object of the entire male SYM community's most adolescent lustings...and everyone remember what happened last time I tried giving Grunty breasts

EDIT - LMAO @Ned...good to see the Conan sig back too

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:56 pm

Feel free to take it home and moderate it.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:56 pm

I have almost nothing to contribute to this conversation.....

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:58 pm

Originally posted by McBane
How surprising that you quickly have this picture.

Just be glad this isn't a thread about Wonder Woman or Buck Rogers . . .

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 1:59 pm

The man of your dreams

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:01 pm

More Princess Aura . . .

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:05 pm

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:08 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave
More Princess Aura . . .

Someonehas GOT to get her as their avatar.....